G DUBBZ Does Care About Coconuts and Bananas

bedtime for bonzo

Even when GEORGE BUSH does something right he manages to fuck things up. On Monday, G DUBBZ declared that June would be Caribbean-American Month and that Americans should celebrate all the contributions that Carib-Americans bring to this country.

From the outset you think this is a good thing because he is apparently giving props to all the bloodclots that bring that good sticky icky for us to enjoy at Roots concerts. But his statements had the reverse effect by igniting unrest on the gully animal thug island of Haiti. Everyone had been chilling for months, but then with the news that G DUBBZ had created a special month for anyone that would swim across the Caribbean on a tire has set the Haitians on fire.

port au prince is burning

To all my readers inside Port-au-Prince, please don’t despair because there is another way that you can enjoy the month of June without burning your shanty. GEORGE BUSH has also declared June to be Black Music Month. Just think about all the innovations that Haitian people have brought to the way we enjoy our favorite music.

There’s the Haitian iPod…

c'est pa sales?!?

And the Haitian Video iPod.

video iPod

ayez les chiennes gentilles d’un jour!

4 Responses to “G DUBBZ Does Care About Coconuts and Bananas”

  1. scandalous says:

    FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS JOKE….!!!
    FUCK U, YA MOTHER, UR KIDS….AND ANYONE U KNOW!

  2. Amadeo says:

    So how many things is June the month for now?

  3. UR MASTER says:

    You have alot of nerves lil monkey make jokes about haitians.
    I should have the wolves come out and dig a nice hole for your feminine azz.
    You a real bitch azz ninja for posting that..

  4. UR MASTER says:

    ur a real drag queen whoever posted this nonsense

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