“Looting” = Salvaging

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Now I realize why I don’t watch the newsreels. Its just supremacist propaganda 24 hours a day masquerading as unbiased journalism. The news tells me that the problem now is people in the disaster area raiding stores for their merchandise.

WHO THE F’RUCK CARES?!?

There is nothing in the disaster area that is worth anything now ESPECIALLY material goods. Do you mean to tell me that if those items were left in their respective places that they would be sellable in a month or two when the areas are dredged of their floodwater? Ha! Anything that remains in the disaster areas will be toxic and poisonous. Not just the foodstuff, but EVERYTHING. There will be a moldy film that surrounds just about everything and there will be microscopic mold spores that will have found their way into any place that oxygen is.

Here’s how it works partypeople… The gulf region of the U.S. is a balmy, moist skillet right about this time of year. The daily temperature reaches the high 90’s and the humidity stays in those numbers as well. Can you imagine several weeks of that soupy standing water being heated by the sun? And with all those ingredients like trees, shrubs, motor oil, salt water, raw sewage and dead bodies? Gumbo anyone?

Most importantly, the mold and mildew that will be created from that wicked organic mixture will be hellacious. It will attach itself to everything in the disaster area because that is what mold does. You don’t have to be homeless for 10 years like BILLY SUNDAY was to understand this. I am sure that some of you have been in a basement before. That funky dank smell was mold spores.

This is why ‘Bama states are so backwards anyway. There are folks lives at stake and all people complain about are some poor folks stealing a television set that they can’t plug into a live outlet anyhoo.

One Response to ““Looting” = Salvaging”

  1. Ape Shite says:

    It’s not enough that they take our culture, take our music, take our lives…. now they’re taking our genetically hard-wired, god-given right to loot when our homes are flooded and we have no food, no water, no shoes and no clothes. i say forget looting. let’s start pillaging. crackers.

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