The BeYONCE Factor In Real Life

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Let’s face it party people, BeYONCE KNOWLES is one of those rare once in a millenium occurences. She is like the unicorn and the tooth fairy combined. She can’t be duplicated, replicated or cloned. But despite all of that some of you will try.

BeYONCE’s greatest asset(pun wholly intended) is her ginormous boonkey. Even J.Ho had to bow down to the omnipotent azz that Mz.B owns. Is it any wonder that this summer’s most popular beach accesory after sunblock is a brand new out the box BeYONCE booty?

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All I have to say is “Stop the MADNESS!!!

14 Responses to “The BeYONCE Factor In Real Life”

  1. prynsex says:

    Who’s nasty ass is that? eeeewwwww

  2. Vik says:

    God bless America and its plethora of plastic surgeons. Damn.

  3. trapped in ATL says:

    I can believe what some people will do, it always amazes me.

  4. Nigeria says:

    Is that really plastic surgery or photoshop

  5. LM says:

    Hee hee hee… I giggle ’cause I’m trying not to be mad/sad etc.

    Quoting the 80s girl band Seduction: “Now you know this dont make no kind of sense”

    Same for the prom pics

  6. I call Photoshop.
    Fuck that.

    It’s possible, but nah homie…

    Peep the black women in the background telling each other about the ass.

    “Damn, them white girls beating us fo sure!!”

  7. the_dallas says:

    I almost called shenanigans too but peep homeboy in the last picture. Even he tryin’ to get a look at the schmoonkey.

  8. LM says:

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/lifestyle/orl-rearlift06jun09,0,7200137.story?coll=orl-living-headlines

    It’s not natural… photos 1 and 3 are possible (tho’ rare) but in #2 it looks like a contusion

  9. Amadeo says:

    It looks like it hurts her to have that…

  10. oh shit…she can’t sit on those …fake…asscheeks?

  11. Joe College says:

    But imagine hitting that from behind. It would be so serious.
    Props to u Ma for being blessed like that, whoooty whooooooo.

  12. king says:

    shit is nasty… loks too fake

  13. pops says:

    BeyoncĂ© – She’s Irreplaceable

    I just found a neat Beyonce site with all her story detailed. Lots of interesting and unrevealed things in there.

  14. drift king 14 says:

    thats one crazy ass woman,gettin an ass raise ,thats bull -shit man

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