SIX FLAGS DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PRISON PLATTS

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Great Adventures Six Flags is letting the jigs know that all that prison stylizing has got to go this summer. No more du-rags or prison braids (cornrows whatever) or any other gang banging bullshit will be allowed.

The management is trying to get the word out that Great Adventures is a franchise of family-based theme parks and not some gang member summer resort. Between all the nickel and diming that Six Flags does to you for parking your car, entering the park and buying your family a fucking meal I assume that they want it clearly understood that the only gangsters inside the park will be the Six Flags corporation themselves.

8 Responses to “SIX FLAGS DOES NOT CARE ABOUT PRISON PLATTS”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    As Mrs. CJ once corrected me, why do jigs always put an “s” after everything? The actual brand is “Great Adventure”. Don’t take offense, it took me damn near 5 years to stop putting an “s” after everything.

  2. Combat Jack says:

    As a matter of fact, it used to piss me off, when in playing the great Play Station console, my homies used to claim next on “Residents Evil”.

  3. the_dallas says:

    ^C.J.,
    Tell the missus that I am not offended, but I think that because there are more than five flag you should use the plural (s) when you get to the sixth one.

    Then again, I am a high school dropout.

  4. Amadeo says:

    What the Hell! Let’s see what happens when Bo-Bo, Ray-Ray, Black, and Man go I’m sure they haven’t heard about this and they won’t be happy that they drove all that way and can’t get int.

  5. Candice says:

    That is one ugly European. Damn.

  6. P-Matik says:

    Combat Jack,
    You mean like “I finna go over Lil Man house”? LOL

  7. LM says:

    You know who’s running Six Flags, right?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Snyder

  8. 911 says:

    I bet when all this corporate pricks is in there meetings they say a bunch of insensitive bullshit…probably similar to those Tobacco-Truth commercials but modern day…sad but true…1

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