They need to start broadcasting this awards show on June 19th because I have never seen Black people come together like they do for this moment. Meanwhile, back in the ‘hood, little boys can’t read. The bank won’t give me a loan to buy the property that I rent while people from all over the place are moving into my neighborhood. A new study finds that at least I can hear better than my new neighbors. And I am telling you that dude called me a nigger in his mind.
Awwww fuck it, SHONQUAYSHAH pass the remote and fix the upside down coat hanger in the television, we gon’ watch us some BeYONCE. In the last five years can you imagine the number of jig children that have been named BeYONCE, ALIZE and CRISTAL? If you’re Black and you read this blog I have one bit of advice for you. Get a jump on the rest of your family and kill yourself now. We are barreling out of control on a journey to hell in a handbasket. By the by, have you seen those new Louis Vuitton ads featuring PHARRELL?