The INTERN went to drinking party last weekend and thankfully nobody died. It’s almost time for all you college kids to get back on your grizzly. Just remember that whatever happens in the off campus residences, stays in the off-campus residences. Including hazing fatalities and date rapes. Stop snitching college kids.
The ladies were in full effect. KELLY, JENNA, KIRSTIE, KAITLYN, MICHELLE, ALLYSON and MEGAN
Yo, I want to hit ALLY so bad, but she has been passed around more times than a forty ounce. MICHELLE is a hot piece of asian azz. I have never tasted Philipina poon before either. Did I tell you that I love shrimp fried rice.
PEDRO tapped ALLISON too. PEDRO isn’t from Mexico, but DALLAS says that Argentinians are just taller Mexicans.
BRETT is a total homo because he likes to sniff guys pubes during the beerstand.
Everybody is placing bets as to who will score that night. I already had KELLY lined up from the first week this semester. I tell her that I write for a Hip-Hop website.
First!
Uhh, funny shit…
Ahh drunken college parties…I would recount memories of my youth, but I remember the next morning much better.
I need to go back to Michigan.
Where have all the happy college girls gone?
dude, HEN PARTY. more holes than poles. *sigh*, reminds me of those days at wellesley college…