If I do another M.I.L.F. list you can be sure that OLIVIA NEWTOWN-JOHN will be getting my greasy manhood. However, this post isn’t about m.i.l.f.s or musicals, but it’s all about getting sweaty. Tomorrow night my cousin BONECRUSHER will debut on VH-1’s show that displays fatty angst called ‘Celebrity Fit Club’. Just like me, BONECRUSHER is a fat smelly bastard, but everybody else on the cast smells like shit too (except ANGIE STONE, she smells like ass and baby powder).
BONECRUSHER – smells like hot ass and barbeque rib sauce.
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VINCENT PASTORE – smells like Jimmy Hoffa’s ass and pussy.
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TINA YOTHERS – What would we do baby without us ba da ba daaaaaa. I smell Alex Keaton shoved up her ass.
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TED LANGE – Tatoo is definetly shoved inside this dude’s arse
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CARNIE WILSON – stomach staples are falling out her crusty ass.
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NIC TURTURRO – I didn’t know JOHN TURTURRO’s brother was a Mexican?!? You do know that all Mexicans keep a can of guacamole in their asshole?
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ANGIE STONE – I smell doodee and neo-soul
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ERICA ELENIAK – I saved her for last because I want to beat fire out of her ass just to spite HASSELHOFF.
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VH-1: Where dead celebs go to have their caskets opened.
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you KNOW you wrong in three shades of black, but it is funny as hell! I’m the first one to laugh at someone else’s demise!
**choking on my own spit*** “you are Hilarious!” stomach staples????
is it just me or was Ted Lange sporting a brokeback handle bar moustache?
DOODEESOUL!!!!!
I think staying fat would be better for a career than going on fit club. And, sadly, the guacamole is absolutely true. You don’t wanna know where fajitas come from.