SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

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or WE MUST SAVE JERMAINE DUPRI’s LITTLE POOPCHUTE.

I know how all of you love to see little J.D. and PENNY WOODS play dress up. Their clothes coordinate with their shoes and pocketbooks way better than even JAYONCE. Their both so cute in kind of a ‘Gremlins x Puppetmaster’ mash up kind of way, but with the news that these two would soon no longer be living in sin I realized that something sinister was afoot.

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Behind that impish smile that PENNY WOODS uses is an evil nympho mean streak and I believe that JANET will turn into PEGGY WOOD the minute the nuptials are complete. I think JERMAINE knows whats in store for his tiny little bumbum and he has been trying to holler at us to rescue him from the bedroom terror of MIZZ JACKSON’s strap on.

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I hear your cries JERMAINE and I will try to save you from JOE JACKSON’s demon spawn daughter. We need to start a petition or something that opposes their marriage. Maybe CRUNK & Disorderly or CONCRETE LOOP will join us. If BYRON CRAWFORD and the Mindset Army get wind of this plan we may be able to save JERMAINE’s asshole so that only CLIVE DAVIS has unobstructed access.

6 Responses to “SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS”

  1. Miss Ahmad says:

    the good news it that maybe she’ll turn him on to her family plastic surgeon and he can get a jackson family nose!

  2. Tiffany says:

    Dallas, I see how you changed Bape on Jermaine’s shirt to Rape!!! You are crazy!!!! Me likey!

  3. Drew says:

    Damn, I’m out of the fashion loop–so swearing RAPE shirts is the new danger?

    That DOES say RAPE, right?

    And here I thought Bugs Bunny-emblazoned Iceberg tees were edgy.

  4. Xp says:

    lol, wow that was a clever entry… we need to start a save Jermaine petition… ha she can use some time with the Jackson family surgeon though.. he a lil touched in the face!

  5. lurk says:

    great photoshopping…seriously bape –> rape….i was wondering if anyone thought that too

  6. Drew says:

    Ahh…Bape. Thanks, I’m an idiot.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Janet straps on JD with “Black Cat” on loop in the background.

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