Yes, yes y’all. We are halfway through the season and there is still no concensus ‘Beast’ in the league that you know is gonna take it all. Every squad has flaws and chinks in their armor. Atlanta seems to have some things figured out. RON MEXICO is always a problem. I hate to even write this, but MC Longneck might finally get that album release party. I don’t really know who the Bears are identity wise, but even they are undefeated.
While I have your eyes for a moment I wanted to give you an update on the DP Dot Coom Football Pool prizepack contents. The winner will receive the following items…
One pair of exclusively designed DALLASPENN dot com x NIKE I.D. Air Max.
Choose from Air Max 1’s, 90’s, 95’s and 180’s
One KILL WHITE TEE t-shirt.
Help DP dot com remove the blight on urban fashion that has become the white tee (shirt).
One copy of new, unopened VHS tape – ‘Belly’.
This isn’t to be viewed as much as it is to sit on your bookshelf as instant street cred to any people that might visit your house.
So with those goodies as motivation let’s look into this week’s picks…
CINCINNATI BENGALS @ BALTIMORE RAY-VENS
You know why CHAD JOHNSON is always changing his name? You ever try pronouncing HOUSHMANZADEH?
GREEN BAY PACKERS @ BUFFALO BILLS
Buffalo will sit BRETT FAVRE azz down this Sunday.
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ CHICAGO BEARS
This is my ridiculous upset of the week. Miami in the windy city?!? Just call me crazy.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ SAINT LOUIS RAMS
In this battle of ‘Show Me’ state clubs, the big losers are the wives of St. Louis fans. The domestic violence crime rate goes up a little higher this sunday in St. Louis.
DALLAS COWBOYS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS
ROMO’s no homo and the ‘Boys are baaawwwwwllin’ (no JIM JONES)
CLEVELAND BROWNS @ SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
San Diego is going to run wild on Cleveland.
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS @ NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
DJ Longneck versus the Brady Bunch. Your’e going to say that I let my hate for the Colts cloud my vision, but no more undefeated teams after this weekend.
BONUS POINTS * BONUS POINTS * PONUS POINTS
Who scores more points this weekend? Cowboys, or Atlanta? COWBOYS
(Winners get 1 pont each)
Total combined score for K.C. CHIEFS @ ST LOUIS RAMS. 42 pts.
(poolers closest to actual score all get 1 pt each)
RAY-VENS in a pride game.
With a few more Green Bay wins, the media will be sniffing Brett Favre’s jock. He’ll then revert to giving games away. This week it’s the PACKERS, though.
The BEARS get revenge for 1985 and beat up on old division rival Joey Harrington.
Watch Larry Johnson have a monster game. But the RAMS will win on a last-second Jeff Wilkins field goal. A total of 51 points will be scored.
There’s no reason for me to pick the REDSKINS except sentiment. I have a soft heart.
That’s right, Marty’s going to have his CHARGERS whip up on the expansion team with his old team’s name.
It’s not a good thing for Indianapolis that two of its linebackers are among the leading tacklers in the conference. Peyton Manning used his perfect game for the half-season last weekend. PATRIOTS.
I sure do hope the FALCONS score more against the Lions than the ‘Boys do in their game.
you’re picking the dolphins dp?!?! wow! i don’t know what to say…
Bengals
Green Bay
Bears
Chiefs
Cowboys
Chargers
Colts
Bonus: Atlanta
Combined Points:39
RAVENS – The Bengals are back to their bungling ways. Don’t be a Mr. Bungle!
BILLS – (No Scott Norwood…)
BEARS – swat the ‘Fins like salmon swimming upstream
CHIEFS – The Lou got the crime rate, KC got better BBQ and the win. (BTW I really liked Herm Edwards. Met him a while back but thats another story for later. But he’s a real genuine dude.)
‘SKINS – I heard Rayful Edmond snitched one more time just to get 50 yard line seats to this storied rivalry.
CHARGERS – Shawn “Robo Justice” Merriman honestly thought he was taking his Flinstones… Honestly. They’ll still whoop the Dawg Pound worse than Suge Knight.
COLTS – DP you got me thinking on this one when you remarked “He gave up his son to win a Super Bowl”. This is their year. I just hope they don’t meet again in the playoffs.
FALCONS score more than the toothless Lions. I mean if the Jets can get a running game against them, imagine one of the NFL’s best run games. Jamal Anderson should comeback just for this game…
The Battle for the BBQ (KC v. The Lou) will be a high scoring affair… I’m guessing 57 points on that skirmish…
I need to get back in my zone…all these trifling upsets have bumped me down the rankings–no Romo.
Bengals–why do I keep picking these frauds?
Packers
When I now pick my Bears, I’m going to follow it with an SNL Superfans prediction: “Da Bears 72, da Doll-fins 9”
Rams
Cowboys–no Romo II
I like the Chargers minus current HGH spokesman Shawn “Machine Gun Seizures” Merriman
Tom Brady and the Pats are seriously flying high. No Jim Jones leather fitted hats.
BONUS
Vick, Crumpler and Dunn put up 35+ against the Lions. Cowboys fall back after a big lead in the first half and T.O. makes Romo a friendship bracelet after getting 2 TD’s in the first quarter.
Total points for Chiefs-Rams: 56
I’m off to eat fish with tossed salad and make rap ballads–no Will.I.am.
For those who don’t know who Mr. Bungle is, enjoy this nice snippet of Cold War educational propaganda. When white folks acted white, and spades knew their place…
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XGG1NouAzg
OCHO CINCO
Faaaaah- VRE
Walter Payton (Sweeeeeeeetness!!!)
The LOU (even though the home of DILLA is the most ILL)
Romo (no colonoscopy)
GATES- (double double for the Clip Joint if he had to)
Manning- (CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!.. D CAF!!!)
Bonus- Home of the Freaknik (1991 was the best year)
DEAD POOL-The Lou + The City= 49 homicides
R I P LIONS (and DILLA)
Question: Are we ganna have an NBA pool? I wouldn’t know the 1st thing about picking which games, but it would be fun…especially the comments on the players!
my picks are…
bengals,
bills,
dolphins,
rams,
cowboys,
chargers,
colts
***bonus
cowboys
47
*picking w/ eyes closed*
Bengals
Packers
Dolphins
Chiefs
Cow-girls
Browns (no shit in the panties)
Colts
Bonus:
A-Town (stump)
47
Rayvens
Packers
Bears
K.C. 53 for the point total
Cowboys
Chargers
Never bet against Tom Brady©
In Ray I trust
The Pack seems to be clicking (at least more than the Bills)
Da Bears
St. Louis (47 total)
Skins (Romo won’t look so good)
Chargers
Patriots (their running game will keep Peyton on the side)
Atlanta Scores more.
ravenz
billz
bearz
ramz (50pts)
cowboyz
chargerz
patriotz
los ron mexicos score more.
i’d also like to add that long-neck needs to be tested for ‘roids. he’s played way too long w/o a serious injury. something’s up.
Ray-vens in a very close game…
Favre will have FUN out there again on Sunday…W for Green Bay.
MIA will defeat the undefeated. In a game of a wounded lion…
Draw till OT, St. Louis wins by a field goal..
Dallas comes out on top. T.O. balls..
LT will break another rushing, receiving record.
Brady Bunch, thus ending once again another undefeated run by the Choker.
Patroits will have to score more points in order to win the game..34-30
Ravens
Packers
Bears
Rams (37pts)
Redskins
Chargers
Patriots
Mr. Mexico scores more (no STD)
bengal
green bay
bears
rams
cowboys
browns
patriots
bonus 1:atlanta
bonus 2: 53
Rayvens
Packers
Bears
Chiefs
Cowboys
Browns
Colts
RAY-VENS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
SAINT LOUIS RAMS
DALLAS COWBOYS
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
Bonus:
ATL
44