The good news is that the war on terrorism must be over since the F.B.I. is now diverting its resources to combating a new domestic scourge. The new danger is internet porn?!?
Not the crazy kind of porn that features underage children or farm animals, but the kind that is purchased by millions of consenting adults to help them thru their marriages, divorces, and single lives.
The tagline for the agency’s job posting is, “We are looking for a few good men.” O.K. now, doesn’t this sound a bit teh ghey to you?