The Champ Is Here!

756!

When I heard that a Mets’ fan from Queens New York caught the 756th home run hit by BARRY BONDS I thought that I had somehow transported myself to San Francisco for a day. Don’t sleep, it could’a gone down like that if my paper was in order. And when ‘if’ is a spliff we will all get high.

Shouts to 40 and MEKA for holding down the page while I went for a ride on the spaceship. I owe y’all cats something from the DP Dot Com collection archives. I need to change the page that describes the DP Dot family too. Over the past year COMBAT JACK, Tony’s Kansas City and 40 DAWG have represented themselves for the thought movement better than I have. It’s time for me to get back on my grizzly over here something serious, before I start coming to DP Dot Com to read everybody’s shit except for DALLAS PENN.

What up Fuxxx? What up El Gringo? What up Belize? What up Pardon Me Duke? What up Enigmatik? Holler at my nigga UnKut. I gotta run across the street to the XXL site and drop some shit if I want to keep that check in my mailbox. Being an iNTERNETS CELEBRITY is the shit, but it sure don’t keep the light bill paid.

15 Responses to “The Champ Is Here!”

  1. ill will says:

    Keep the check in the mailbox? Doing big things huh????

    Whats good Dallas?

  2. the_dallas says:

    ^ Nastack is back in the building!

  3. Meka Soul says:

    always glad to hold down the fort, dp.

  4. ill will says:

    yo, hook ya boy back up on the blogroll!

  5. i Fux says:

    Yo D whats good……. IT is straight blocking all kinds of ish now over at the 8 to 5 so I havent been able to my grizzly on, on company time. Yo What you need from the kid holla at a playa on the gmail.

  6. the_dallas says:

    ^ Ill Will,
    you up there next to Oh Word

    Fuxxx,
    I am hitting you up now for some ish. Check your Gmizzle.

  7. I fux says:

    Yo Dallas I got you, Yes the roots

  8. Tony says:

    Keep up the awesome work Dallas. I’m guessing the big payday (at least for grinding as an Internets celebrity) is right around the corner.

    Also, a HUGE question: Does not liking Barry Bonds make me a racist? (Any more than all of my other prejudices)

    Do I HAVE TO cite how much I admire Hank Aaron when I slam Bonds because that also feels a bit forced as well and really talking about apples and oranges. Just a thought about one of the most unlikeable, aloof dudes in baseball. Hell, if he was outright mean it would be an improvement but whether he may or may not have taken steroids is immaterial . . . I just wish he would have had a personality transplant in either case.

    Also, it’s impossible not to see the racial element in all of this and just for good measure I think it would be gully to point out that Babe Ruth was probably part Black:

    http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0501/page051501.asp

    Not that it matters to this discussion I just wanted to confuse the issue.

    Peace ya’ll.

    P.S. – Dallas Penn IS the hip-hop blogosphere (along with Byron C.) and he needs to get a book deal thrown his way right quick.

  9. the_dallas says:

    You are totally not racist for not liking Barry Bonds since I don’t like him either. All the asterisk people are racist because no one places an asterisk next to Babe Ruth’s name for playing in a league that barred Blacks from participation. Ruth could have been ‘passing’ which is extra sweet irony that the top four home run sluggers were all brothers.

  10. I remember when Barry Bonds wasn’t the Hulk. But I also remember Mark McGuire slimming down mysteriously when sh*t was getting hot. Then the dude straight retired..which was smart for the most part.

    Side Note: We gotta get our tix for the Black August Show ASAP

  11. rm says:

    and now bob costas and greeney are jerkin each others sacks on espnradio, niggas should just stay in school

  12. Enigmatik says:

    What up son!

    Much fuckery has been going on down here in the H.

  13. Amadeo says:

    I don’t feel anyway about Bonds himself…I do hate these reporters that always ask for atheletes to not give them “canned responses” then when someone doesn’t they try to hang him out to dry. They hate Bonds when really he’s given them more material than anyone in the last few decades.

  14. Enigmatik says:

    All the asterisk people are racist because no one places an asterisk next to Babe Ruth’s name for playing in a league that barred Blacks from participation.
    —-
    co-freakin’ sign

  15. Gee says:

    I don’t really give a rats ass about Bonds, ‘roids or how much the ball is worth…but I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the the Babe was stickin it to everybody on the DL.

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