If you think this drop is about some rap music regionalism I may have pleasantly surprised you. Maybe not pleasantly surprised you though…
Report warns of AIDS ‘crisis’ across South
This news bugs the shit out of me for several reasons. Firstly, I don’t believe there is an AIDS virus. I know of a few folks who have died from AIDS related illnesses and by a coincidence they were all gay men. They were all people who were extremely healthy and fit.
Conversely, I should have have some disease eating through my vital organs as I type this shit out. What with all the McDonald’s, White Castles and Waffle Houses that I have frequented in my almost forty years my kidneys should be Mcnugget shaped. Diabetes, heart failure, or at a minimum a stroke should find my door. These diseases are preventable however, and most importantly, they are detectable.
The second issue I have with the supposed AIDS virus is the fact that it has no standard viral fingerprint. All viruses have a molecular fingerprint that you can observe through a microscope. AIDS/HIV does not contain one. What it does have is a socio-economical fingerprint that clearly attracts gay men and economically disenfranchised women of color. Particularly Black women.
In the past the only way I connected gay men and Black women would be that these two groups have the highest fierceness quotients, and the most shiny stuff in their respective closets.
The news on AIDS for the last decade has been the rate of infection for African American females and no one is saying the right things. OPRAH will create an entire broadcast about the Black men who live duplicitous lives as heterosexually married gay males and that only serves to undermine the perception of Black females decision making. Marriage is so far off the radar in America that the phenomenon of the down low brothers still couldn’t account for the tremendous spike in new infections.
No one is shouting out loud that the numbers do NOT add up. The rate at which African American women are contracting AIDS is impossible. Mainly because Black chicks are not giving up the pussy like that. Yes, Black chicks are fucking. Sure, Black chicks are even engaging in sex that would be considered high risk to some. But that is such a small minority of the minorities that you would have greater luck having sex with a unicorn.
Black chicks are not giving up the loveslot without using a condom. Then it all made sense to me…
I’ve told you previously to avoid the spermicide with Nonoxynol-9 in it since that shit is a bleaching agent. That shit is usually on condoms too. What if condoms have been putting a bleaching agent inside of Black chick’s boxes? What is so strange about that? Do any of you respect the allegory of the Trojan horse? Remember how it was issued as a gift, but at night it transformed into a slaughtering and killing machine?
The capitalism contained in selling people high-priced, privately-owned, patented medicine is what fuels any health crisis. If the next president thinks he can scold people instead of creating a progressive change to the manner in which we do societal business, you know, how we care for one another as a society, then I don’t need a male version of OPRAH WINFREY in the White House.
Didn’t we have this conversation at Bar Sepia? HIV is a virus that reverse transcripts. Turning RNA into double stranded DNA is the “molecular code” or fingerprint per se.
Most women (Black) who are “contracting” AIDS have probably been positive for a long time and are in the AIDS stage at diagnoses. That is the reason the numbers don’t add up, instead of 43,000 new infections, the stat should really beover 43,000 new diagnoses.
PS- are you comparing the Trojan horse to the spermicide or to the penis?
in semi-related sorta news in one way or another: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/29/house.slavery/index.html
wow…
a lot to say, but can’t articulate it.
thank you for dropping the knowledge
Give up the Nonoxynol-9 and the latex condoms if you can. The best for intercourse are the polyurethane joints (Durex) because they do the least amount of damage to them WALLS.
Man, they say 1 in 5 people in DC are infected.
Reverse Transcriptase – Process of transcribing a single-stranded DNA from a single-stranded RNA (the reverse of transcription); used by retroviruses as well as in biotechnology.
Hilarious! There’s no more clever way to bust up these urban myths than to satirize them. Well done!
// uh, this is satire, right?
This is a dope post. I’m high off the residuals.
CF: I never knew you actually mailed stuff to folk until a couple of weeks ago I called my granny’ and she said I had mail over there, so I’m over there like a week later and lo and behold a letter from DP. I’m like what the shit!!! So I ask has anything came from or like this before and yep’ it has and been opened and whatever contents inside given away. She figured since whenever I come over there I’m giving away shoes off my feet, shirt off my back to cousins and whatnot that this would be no different, but the killer for me was, why are they opening my mail…lol. I guess never telling her I planned on using her addy was my beef. Anywho I’m always on the road so a P.o box is in order and I figured my ole’ earth was the closest thing to it if you actually sent anything and her house is usually one of the first places I stop whenever I come back in town. Long story I know, belated good looking out.
Dallas always comes correct with the USPS drops. My girl works nights, so she’s always getting the mail, and calling me etc., right before my quitting time.
her: “You got a package from somebody named Dallas”
me: “Open it”
her: “It’s a *voices changes to a confused tone* Hotwheels Hearse and some Kung Fu movie.”
I heard a while back that the situation in some parts of Florida is really bad. Some folks down there is riding dirty. I don’t know.
Ok Dallas, for real this time…an article related to this post:
Report: Black U.S. AIDS rates rival some African nations
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/07/29/black.aids.report/index.html
how can this disease be one of the few that doesn’t have a cure? medicines foundation is from fucking plants. we didn’t deplete our resources yet as an international ecosystem so why is it so fucking hard to try and seek the plants that could work towards a solution to this epidemic? so im just a wee bit lost as to how theres still no “official” solution to this shit…yet.
why is it that wealthy/rich persons with dirty blood seem to have their shit on lock? i mean to the point where its not detectable! im pretty sure there are a couple celebs walking around with this shit and have that on lock thanks to their long stacks of gwap.
whatever, b.
@ J™ :
her: “You got a package from somebody named Dallas”
me: “Open it”
her: “It’s a *voices changes to a confused tone* Hotwheels Hearse and some Kung Fu movie.”
ha ha ha! I like how D keeps his readers in mind and mails us stuff. I have the same expression your girl gets when i get my mail but then after reading whatever was sent to me i get an automatic smile on my face from it.
but I dig the post-it notes that comes with the mail. they have me rolling sometimes.
“long stacks of gwap”
^
and there it is…
J™,
I sent out a few Hot Wheels hearses just to remind my folks that I am killing shit in the streets. Well, the internets streets at least.
true story is someone at the post office stole my package inside the mail and just sent me an empty, torn up letter with the post it “two words, my nigga: free shit!” inside.
i died a little bit inside because of that.
if your rich you’ll be fine, look at magic
“The cure for AIDS is $10,000…cash.”
Hell yeah DP reps on the Snail mail….it’s the only thing I get that’s not a bill unless I order something.
“the only way I connected gay men and Black women would be that these two groups have the highest fierceness quotients, and the most shiny stuff in their respective closets.”
Nice. On the real though, my boy who grew up hood in BK, 5 Percent gold tooth and all that, and now rakes in at least 3 millz/ yr. legitimately has been telling me for over 10 years now that the virus is curable, albeit one will have to travel to exotic places like (the irony) Africa. Even cats out here like Dr. Sebi has claimed to be successful in providing treatment. My boy would then go on with conspiracy theories about how the pharmaceuticals didn’t yet have that patent on lock, so they turn a blind eye to the cure. Didn’t believe him then, but I do know that the best way to have people believe in something is to tell the biggest lie. Something like that White Jesus and that magical/mystical GOD in the sky.
Just sayin’.
Oh, and the South stays losing. fur realz.
@ CJ:
“has been telling me for over 10 years now that the virus is curable, albeit one will have to travel to exotic places like (the irony) Africa. Even cats out here like Dr. Sebi has claimed to be successful in providing treatment.”
That’s not the first time I heard of Dr. Sebi and his cure for Aids. I believe there’s a cure somewhere… just have to give up have your earnings to acquire it.
^”I believe there’s a cure somewhere… just have to give up have your earnings to acquire it. ”
I also believe that one has to give up everything they have learned about our beloved government to date.
“The Truth Is Out There” Scully!
strap up while in the a town!
another reason why the south stays losing:
“Presumptive Democrat presidential nominee Barack Obama has condemned an endorsement song from Ludacris, in which the Atlanta MC criticizes rivals Hillary Clinton and John McCain.
*** McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed/
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped/
Ball up all of his speeches and I throw ‘em like candy wrap. ***
“As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism, and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to,” explained spokesman Bill Burton.
“This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”
Ludacris could not be reached for comment at press time. ”
^^because he knew he LOST.