My boy, STEPHON ‘HeadQuarters’ MARBURY is getting hassled by the league office for wearing his shorts too long. Apparently the fashion police don’t appreciate the throwback clamdiggers. In a funny twist, hiking up the hemline on his shorts may cut down on H.Q.’s turnovers and general unproductivity.
HeadQuarters convinced his umbrella carrier teammate to wear extra long shorts too. Now at least NATE ROBINSON gets his name in an NBA penalty docket book since its not going to be ib the scorer’s book.
The players union has filed a grievance on behalf of all the players that were issued fines. There are a few all-stars and semi-decent players on the list so I ask all of you basketball fans the question… Which team would you prefer, the one filled with delinquent felons in the capri pants or the team with the Hall of Famers in the booty-cutters?
Keep in mind that the booty-cutter squad even has the greatest point guard of all time.
My dude rocked his short shorts up until retirement.
