BeYONCE has wiped up the floor with every jig entertaintrix I can think of. She has even handled the likes of Mexican superstar JENNIFER LOPEZ and even toppled the cornhusker beauty queen JESSICA SIMPSON.
Mz.B has her sight firmly set on Hollywood ‘A’ list status and I think that she can be the next DIANA ROSS, except with waaaaay more booty. So the question becomes this, how does BeYONCE stack up against Hollywood’s hottest hoes actresses? She sent HALLE BERRY back to driving school, but HALLE doesn’t really count since white isn’t checking for her anymore. I want to see how she compares against the paradigm of beauty that Hollywood promotes.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON has been voted sexiest woman on the planet by every T.I. rag on the newsstands. I will admit to you that I find her to be an extremely hot piece of poon also. She made this brokeback guy go straight in the movie ‘Match Point’. Hollywood publications list her as being only 21 years old and her first movie was in 1994 when she would have been 9 years old?!? I can’t be too mad at that since BeYONCE just turned 23 for the eighth straight year. Whatever her age, SCARLETT is hot shit right now and she is sitting in the seat reserved for Mz.B. Let’s do the Factor on SCARLETT and see what we get…
If you don’t know how the Factor works by this time then you should stop reading this and go look at the nice pictures in BLU CHEEZ’ photo galleries.
1) Can you say her name – 100 points (SCARLETT is a hot name, especially for a jig girl)
2) Can she pay her bills – 100 points (30 movie credits in 10 years, you do the math)
3) Is she a survivor – 0 points (she got merck’d by a fag in ‘Match Point’)
4) Baby boy – 0 points (no info available, not saying it doesn’t exist, its just not available)
5) Cater to you – 100 points (just imagine her lips wrapped around your manhood?)
6) Dangerously in love – 100 points (boyfriend JOSH HARTNETT almost won an Oscar for tongue kissing a man – definitely brokeback)
7) Bootylicious – 5 points (tremendous lack of seat – peep her nekkid booty on the cover of V.F.)
SCARLETT JOHANSSON BeYONCE Factor score = 405 points
HA! She couldn’t even crack 500! BeYONCE is destined to take over the world when the so called “sexiest woman alive” can’t even hold her weight against her with no panties on.
That sounds about right
i could impregnate her before my dick even got hard.
J Lo put the B back in Booty. Now all of the followers want big butts.