The DaVinci Code: Exclusive OPUS DEI Photos

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The following picture was captured at a secret retirement luncheon for outgoing Opus Dei prelate, Monsignor FERNANDO OCARIZ.

Opus Dei was made popular recently by the book ‘The DaVinci Code’. Opus Dei are like the ninjas that live in the Vatican and they kidnap and kill anybody talking shit about the Pope or White Jesus. They know karate, jujitsu and other ancient fighting techniques and they even know how to make themselves become invisible. Think of them as the big homie J.C.’s secret hit squad.

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8 Responses to “The DaVinci Code: Exclusive OPUS DEI Photos”

  1. Amadeo says:

    So who’s cooler then, ninjas or pirates? I’d have to imagine you can do alot when the Pope is backing you up.

  2. the_dallas says:

    ^the Popes have used pirates and ninjas. its like surf and turf.

  3. mrkamoji says:

    little known mr.kamoji fact, i went to an opus dei school for a minute back in the day, no I didn’t getting kidnapped either.

  4. SANGANO says:

    they look like star wars guys, the good ones…i forget theyre name

  5. geneva jones says:

    Aren’t these the same guys on the corner of 34th and 7th who tells the folks that the White Man is the devil?

  6. NinaMM says:

    Their boots are FUCKIN’ me up! LMAO!

  7. mica says:

    I was taken aback by the picture of “outgoing Opus Dei prelate” because, Fernando Ocariz was and is not the prelate of Ops Dei. Please correct your text. And please, read some more believeable information on Opus Dei. Try their website http://www.opusdei.org. There are no ninjas in Opus Dei. I don’t think the people in the picture are members of Opus Dei. That’s not Fr. Ocariz.

  8. the_dallas says:

    ^points to head, makes cuckoo sound.

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