Jay-Z Won…


While BeYONCE stars in the number one picture in theaters across the country KELIS files for divorce in her third tri-mester.

Still married >>> Stillmatic

15 Responses to “Jay-Z Won…”

  1. um says:

    you’re an asshole

  2. Bob says:


    the truth hurts. this is hilarious my dude.

    rap is all fun and games. but if you come home to an empty house, was it all worth it?

  3. klm1015 says:

    why do people hate on NaS so fucking much?

  4. Freshie_Boy says:


    It’s a cold world out there when God’s Son is gettin divorced

  5. Big Homie says:

    *jumps off the cliff*

  6. mcarroll4716 says:


  7. Eightys Baby says:

    Ouch. Damn DP I know you aint in the D, but thats still cooooooooooooooooold

  8. 1969 says:

    Hilarious….she must be really through to leave while pregnant. Damn Nas.

  9. 40 says:

    I think Nas should start dating Lindsay Lohan…

  10. 40 says:

    and seriously… they were the great antidote to JAYONCE.

    Is there really no hope?

  11. VEe says:

    I was hoping they would prevail together. Oh well, that’s life.

  12. chief racka says:

    Celeb marriages have their own metric, it’s like double-dog years. Nas and Kelis were together for like 70 celeb years.. Jayonce has yet to cross that threshold.

  13. yooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww -fucking- zzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    celeb marriages are literally like record deals

  14. Combat Jack says:

    ether = divorce

    that shit make your soul burn slow

  15. There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points as well.

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