START SNITCHING Is My Hero

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It’s one of those hazy summer nights and the internets just made it that much hotter. My brother from another mother(and father, I hope), The Human Resource, has just given me the key to many lonely nights enjoyment – The URL’s for all the contestants of this years’ global ho pageant. Miss World, Miss Universe, whatever. These are the types of ho’s that CRIS CARTER needs to eff with. START SNITCHING is a good thing, we should all be doing it.

I have already decided which chicks I will be doing on a nightly basis.

Miss Costa Rica
Miss Philipines
Miss Venezuela (CHAVEZ, you lucky bastard)

The only B.M. out of the entire pageant was Miss Ethiopia. All these other bitches were hot to death, but they were all too Eurocentric looking. For heaven’s sake, just look at Miss Jamaica!

Shout goes out to Miss Turks & Caicos. Shorty is only 5ft.3in. so you know that booty is a bang-banger.

14 Responses to “START SNITCHING Is My Hero”

  1. Amadeo says:

    I don’t know Miss Turks & Caicos looked the thickest…that’s what kills me they held up like the best in the world and I’m getting minimal caboose! Reminds me of the White Pixie from (sans)Dave Chappelle show…they got that pancake booty.

  2. Candice says:

    DP…where is the love for Miss Trinidad and Tobago? The only dark skinned black woman to make it to the top ten. Can my country get some love?

  3. SANGANO says:

    ^no.

  4. Candice says:

    Ha ha ha

  5. the_dallas says:

    relax CandiGrrl,
    Trini broads can get it just on the strength that they like anal.

  6. Candice says:

    I must have missed that memo DP. I thought that was Greece?

  7. Much love for the um, love DP.

    Sangano why no love for Trinidad?
    If Candice looks anything like the lovely women of Trinidad and Tobago, I will gladly give her the props she deserves.

    St. Lucia wins the WTF award though. She came out of nowhere.

  8. Candice says:

    Damn now I have to go look at St. Lucia.

  9. the_dallas says:

    StartSnitching, no brokeback, of course

  10. p-city says:

    Wait… wait… wait… Since when has Dallas been showing love to the chocolate sisters?

    Ain’t this the Beyonce lovin’ blog?

  11. Candice says:

    StartSnitching….you sound like a man that has been to Trinidad. Most beautiful people in the world. (Yeah, I’m biased.)

  12. SANGANO says:

    JK!…sheeeesshh

  13. Trinidad is one of the islands that my parents originated from and I’ve been there ’nuff times.

    So I know what time it is.

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