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Or… They Don’t Believe You, You Need More People.

My update on the New York politricks scene shifts back to the gubernatorial race which has become a one-horse show for all intensive purposes. THOMAS SUOZZI, the Nassau County Executive is being outmuscled by the NY State Attorney General like the Hulk crushes a bag of Doritos. ELIOT SPITZER, the NYSAG, started the race with a lead in hand and in the best framing of any political contest he has never looked backward. There is a debate scheduled for tonight, but my azz will be listening to quality rap music inside Fort Greene. Let me know if anyone hears a tree falls inside of the forest.

Poor TOM, he’s a good dude, but overcoming that Long Island lisp was a far too daunting task for him. He needed to fix that speech flaw in order to win the voters upstate that see him as child of privilege, out of touch with the common man. Forget the fact that most voters think that the Attorney General actually prosecutes criminals like some kind of super crime fighter for the state. I’m surprised that TOM didn’t call on his fairy godmother. The lesbian voting bloc is steady freddie come primary time.

Yeah, this one looks like a wrap right about now. For us over here at DP dot com the sad part of all of this was that Governor SPITZER didn’t even need to take us up on our offer to procure the mythical ‘Black Vote’ for his campaign.

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