“If youre not in first place, then your a loser” – Ricky Bobby’s daddy
The votes have been tabulated and DALLASPENN.COM is a loser in the 2006 Black Weblog Awards. This is no less then we expected seeing the competition that we were up against. The breadth of content and totally awesome writing of the other two blogs that we were up against made us realize why we will never be the most popular site on the internets.
That and the fact that we don’t take it up the azz.
Now we’re not bitter that we didn’t win because we realize that even the best websites were passed over this year or not even nominated at all. At least NAH’RIGHT and ZILLZ brought home some hardware without being sites that completely pander to bullshit and suck azz so that makes me a little happy.
The one bit of solace that I take with me after losing what amounts to a high school popularity contest is that even as a fat boy, I am still the best looking out of the retards chosen for my category.
Loser? Whatever, maaaaaan!! You know you trippin’, right?
You are certifiable…
I swear to God…you need to back away from the keyboard and wait for the nice men to bring you a shot of something that will take you away from the bright lights and noise….
( Seriously…I knew when i saw the categories you had it filed under what the deal was….)”Fuck’ry” as my brother in law would say!
i don’t care what they say you’ll always be a winner to me!!
gimp leg and all fool!
Your all right with me brother
billz, you still the top shelf!
That sucks….but you are still the best!
Ahh the hell with it. Between you and Don Cheadle I don’t believe in awards anymore.