I’d love to tell you the stories of the reckless sex and drug filled parties that I have been going to now that BLU CHEEZ is a player on MySpace, but the truth is that we haven’t been offered a single B.J. or even an H.J. Yeah, there are wild amounts of young poon, but they all gravitate to the celeb (sho’ya right) pages.
In an effort to further this research project I was hoping to get some feedback from y’all on what makes a really good MySpace page. Do I need to have one of those crazy hypnotic backgrounds with circles spinning around all over the place, or should I go the music route and play some of the contemporary sounds that the young ladies love like FERGIE and FITTY and DIPSET?
You may need a better photo Blu….Poon wants to see a better pic than a pair of sneaks on the front page……..use a wack celeb photo..
You could get a cool background or keep it in default, that’s cool………
Then go find a young poon and ask for her ‘add’
When the poon adds you…say thanks on her right on her comment page, strike up a convo….hopefully the poons will start pouring in…………
“now get out there and be somebody” ha ha…
i’ve boned like 15 cute asian girls from myspace in the last 2 years…it’s not super player status but it’s aight. just peep mines…
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Nice. I like the song as well but maybe a little Jessica Simpson is in order (ugh) in order to lure the hot barely legal white girl poon.
the page isnt visually appealing. i cant see your background. you may want to make your boxes transparent. trying joining some of those myspace groups. and make sure you talk in that funny internet language. but too much cause then you may find yourself some really underage poon. and i dont want to see you on one of dateline’s investigation segments. ha!
maybe it’s just an urban legend that guys are getting laid from myspace!
I don’t think it’s a legend…my lack of interest in all but having a page is my downfall. I could’a probably had tryst with several women of questionable repute if’d put any energy into it. That said I couldn’t tell ya man.
shut the hell up u guys