Bandz A Make Her Dance…

Nike’s done with selling those silicon LiveStrong wristbands now that Lance has fallen from glory. Actually, Nike’s got an even sillier con game than $1 silicon wristbands. The Nike Fuel band measures your heartrate and movement and assigns you Fuelpoints. LOL.

I can’t front, I believed the hype myself. You go thru a whole day of life and touch the button to see that you met your Fuel points goal and when it lights up you feel empowered. Nevermind this latest silicon covered wristband costs $150. What would you pay for feeling good about yourself?

Nike is releasing new colorways of the Fuel Band in time for the high holiday crush. I’m ready to do whatver it takes to get mine. What about you?

8 Responses to “Bandz A Make Her Dance…”

  1. khal says:

    what do FuelPoints do though? can i convert them to cash or something?

  2. Joyce Marie says:

    When you held the back of your head at 3:50 tho………mi drop ova!

  3. ComishnaSnaxx says:

    At first I thought you were in a Tron sequel, but now I realize you were wired with motion sensors for a “Dontrevious Winters NBA DP 12-13” game. When’s it droppin’? Wanna add you to the Rockets to give them a big 3.

  4. bloodbath says:

    Titty-Meats!!!

    lmmfao

  5. Fosterakahunter says:

    Definitely some sort of elaborate Nike racket to fleece the people. Fuel Points?.. Come on, now.

  6. Tone Riggz says:

    You gon get this light

  7. tron_doe says:

    Shit. ..I still fux with the silicon livestrong esque joints..

    I need a bunch of different colors but they aren’t easy to find nowadays

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