WHERE I GO TO BAG UP HOT CHICKS… pt.7

WALL-greens

Our in the field correspondent, THE INTERN, submits this posting…

You know a place is a chick magnet if you see broads there no matter what time of the day it is. It really doesn’t matter where that place might be. The mall is always a good place, but it can get pretentious if you don’t have the right shopping bag in your hand. Supermarkets are always a sure shot bet, but don’t go there unless you want to date a fat chick with a kid. Hot broads don’t have kids, and hot broads can’t cook for shit.

If you want to bag up a shorty that you can fuck within the week, if not the same night, then you need to go where I go: Walgreens. The store is open 24 hours a day and trust me, one day you will be happy some place is open at 3a.m. where you can cop a tube of AstroGlide, a box of Dutch Masters and the most recent issue of ‘O’.

I usually find the hottest chicks in either the shampoo/lotions aisle or in the magazine section. You can approach them in either of these spaces and dissarm them with the following technique…

Pick up the most expensive shampoo and then walk next to the chick and be like, “When can I give brownskin BeYONCE a wash and set?” I always chuckle afterwards just to let her know that I was playing because I don’t really want to put my hands in her nappy head weave.

I would also advise against approaching a chick that is in the makeup aisle because she will think you are po-po. More than half of the ladies that go to the makeup aisle are shoplifters, so just wait until she moves from there before putting your mack move on her.

My last bit of advice would be to make sure that you buy your stuff at a seperate register because broke azz chicks will want you to buy them something.

3 Responses to “WHERE I GO TO BAG UP HOT CHICKS… pt.7”

  1. COCO'S FINEST says:

    SORRY BUT LIKE UM THESE TWO GIRLS ARE REALLY UGLY.
    NO DAMN ALIBI
    U. G. L. Y

  2. THE INTERN says:

    Halloween mask at Walgreens = $2.99

    Trojan brand 3-pack unlubricated condoms on sale at Walgreens = $3.49

    K-Y water based lubricant at Walgreens = $6.99

    Dark Chocolate santorum sandwich = priceless

  3. 911 says:

    The intern doesn’t exist……

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