Further proof that people wearing white tees are problems…
After removing all of KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED’s fingernails the Pentagon was able to ascertain that he had knowledge of everything bad that has occurred over the last 10 years. It’s not just so called acts of terrorism that that this man has been in control of, but all kinds of other bad shit as well…
TUPAC’s murder because he was a fake Muslim
The escalating rate in AIDS in Russia
He refuses to allow JAMES BROWN to be buried
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is actually high in cholestorol
Steroids use in children under 10yrs old
Declining sales of General Motors vehicles
Rise in ‘minstrel’ rap records
NATALEE HOLLOWAY
I could have told you that anyone with that amount of backhair has to be a bad azz. It looks like I’m going to have to revise my B.M.F.O.A.T. list.
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Dude was just fucked from the very effin start.
Btw, totally random, but Combat Jack really likes Devin The Dude’s new album “Waiting To Inhale”. I think the Dude might very well could save Hip Hop from its sorry state of decline. Imo, out of a possible five lit blunt rating, four and a 1/2 lit blunts.
First, No homo
At CJ I have been saying all along since the inception of 07 that Devin’s album was the first must buy album and he was going to save Hip-hop for me anyways cuz this sorry state we are in right now is like when ET started dieing when he needed to go home……….Devin waiting to Inhale so far ALbum of the year and >hip-hop is dead> Kingdom come
^ I Fux, you’re kidding, right?
http://www.zshare.net/audio/08-she-useta-be-mp3.html
^^@ CJ nope dude….I remember being a junior in high school 98′ and listening to the Dude album and thinking this dude is really having fun and telling some good stories a la Slick Rick, Biggie, Too Short you know that type funny but introspective rap
^
^
I meant with the “first” post.
I’ve been effing with Dev since ’99 when he dropped “The Dude”. It drove my wife crazy, but it’s so effin refreshing to hear a dope rapper do him, with no effin gun play and how he had brunch in ’88 with Noriega n’ems. Just a normal dude rapping about shit all normal dudes want, some paper in their pocket, keeping weed and waxing poetic about weed smoke protocal, and of course, ALL things that concern us with regard to the fairer sex.
^^Co-sign thats what I meant
The funniest joint on the CD is “Cutcha Up”. Hillarious, but so effin true!
I Fux,
get at me ith that Dev, Snoop, 3000 joint
Only correction, imo, is that there are now TWO officially hot cRap albums out for ’07, Devin and of course, Sean Price’s “Jesus Price, Supastar”. That jernt there is a veritable banger!
Did he confess to stealing my wallet back in 92? I had just cashed my minimum waged paycheck too….DAMN.
This is too funny!!!
devin the dude huh? I never really fuxed with that dude to be honest.
This mufucka in the pic needs the Steve Carell in forty year old virgin treatment. Goddamn, that collar is wide as shit.
wouldn’t surprise me if some dumbshit down south rapper hops on that as a trend, collars all goddamn wide like a bitch was pullin on it because you still swear the kid ain’t yours lol.
the devin album comes out next tuesday right? how have y’all heard it already?
y’all gon’ cop official right?
He confessed to
1. the whole Tawanna Brawley fiasco from a few years back
2. causing the CCNY stampede that Puffy was involved in
3. being the gay rapper
4. being involved in both the ’77 and ’02 NYC blackouts.
5. JFK’s assasination
6. Malcolm X’s demise
7. Jon Benet Ramsey
8. spiking Big Daddy Kane’s drink, thus causing him to get strapped on by Madonna and losing his ability to rock the mic during his prime.
9. fathering Sickamore (a/k/a “Yung Lip Gloss”) over at xxlmag.com
10. not actually killing Tupac, but being involved in his shooting and subsequent robbery of dude’s jewels in the famous Times Square incident a few years back.
^ He does have on an ‘off the shoulder’ white tee
LMAO @ “Further proof that people wearing white tees are problems…” I think he killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Jon Benet Ramsey.
CJ & I Fux – Co-Sizz-Lo on that Devin album. It was definitely my most anticipated for early ’07 and he sure didn’t disappoint. Devin stays with that ill shit like:
“She went from elegant to elephant…”
“My dick is so clean you can cook it with collard greens…”
Cats like Devin keep me from making too many general sweeping indictments about Southern rap.
btw, @ that picture:
“hairy chest wit’ many minks…”
.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhPAPRA0is
^^ This shit is funny when DMX gets all hyped when Canibus is like”I bet you dont the skills to eat a rappers ass like me”
@Dallas
I am at work but this is the link for the Devin album
http://www.sendspace.com/file/f34klr
And if someone took off all my fingernails I am liable to confess to killing Kennedy,Anna Nicole and supplying E and Coca to Britney
^ devin link doesn’t work…
^^ I will get a new one
Everybody thank IFux
^^^I think you are being Sarcastic………..I need to get a new link
‘preciate it I Fux. i’m copping for real on tuesday though. i hope everyone who supports good music and claims to love hip-hop does the same…
brack, brack, bracket up!!!!! i want my dunks…
didn’t expect to find Devin conversation on this thread, but, broccoli & cheese is easily the greatest chorus of the year.
http://www.zshare.net/download/waitin_to_inhale-rar.html
^^^Here we go but ya def pick the album up
^ “broccoli & cheese is easily the greatest chorus of the year”
And “Cutcha Up” is easily the best concept record for ’07.
“if they lock me up for it, we’ll still be tight”
HILARRIOUS!!!
I was listening to “She Used To Be” on the train and this nigga had me cracking the eff up, laughing and giggling all loud that I must have looked like one of them crazy ex Jesus freak niggas. Yay mayne, Devin mos def gets my $$$$ next Tuesday, fah sho!
i’m listening at work and the problem is i can’t explain to people i sit near why it’s funny. i mean, i could, but, they won’t find it funny the same way i do.
bfnh Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
i’m listening at work and the problem is i can’t explain to people i sit near why it’s funny. i mean, i could, but, they won’t find it funny the same way i do.
^^^WHite People never do …………….Just like I found it hilarious that on Sunday Scott Pollard was making faces at the camera and then said “Kids Do Drugs” only to see white people going all ape shit over it
“From elegant to elephant”
The Dude killed the track
Did he also confess that he was John Belushi and faked his own death?
He also shot the sheriff.
Roll another swisha
Listening to the Beat again
Trying to write some hot shit
Oh what a job this
Another all nighter
Trying to get it done (get it done)
Barely make it home to see the morning sun
Baby momma think you on some other shit
Oh what a job this is
This track is fire and it got a hot ass verse from Andre 3000
The past few months 3000 been takin it back to the pre- Hey- Ya days
I’ve been saying this since 2000 about Devin…right after I heard “The Dude”. You sleepy heads should have been on this a long time ago. Better late than never though.
I’m glad he’s gettin’ talked about.
they pulled out all of tupac’s daddy’s fingernails and possibly toe nails and he didn’t confess a damn thing. been in the hole damn near over thirty years and they still can’t break him….now that’s gangsta, this other shit is lite weight!
Smh…anything to gain notoriety….IF you all only knew…oh well…yeah that Devin is a really good album…I thought upon first hearing cutcha up it was some kinda of ode to pedophilia..lol..Devin the Dude>To the Xtreme>Waitin to inhale…
Bein tortured to admit to some crazy accusations
sux for you buddy.
good look IFux
Kalid Sheikh has also admitted his involvement in both Bush Elections.
B.M.F.O.A.T.