Being a ho was never as glamorous as the hos from ‘Charlie’s Angels’ made it seem. It’s rough and dangerous work. I don’t have the statistics at my hand but you always hear stories about some serial killer stalking ho’s. While stories about serial killers stalking R & B singers? Not so much. With all these R & B singers now acting like hos by fucking their producers for music tracks and posing as problematic alcoholics I’m wondering if real life ho’s should enter the recording booth for job security.
‘The Bitches Reply’ – NSFW
In the last few years though, being a ho has gone from bad to worse. There was a particularly large setback for ho’s when that ho from the community college in North Carolina got everyone all upset with her charges of rape against the Duke University lacrosse team.
Everyone on the internets that has ever fucked around with hos knew some twisted shit was afoot. Black people, being the hyper-sensitive, highly emotional, yet remarkably politically lazy folks they are yelled racism at the top of their lungs. It turned out just as I expected now one year after the incident that ALL formal charges are being dropped.
Everyone knows that you can’t make a ho a housewife, but bless KEVIN FEDERLINE’s little ho-loving heart, he must be testing potential candidates to jump the broom with again.
The “Nappy-Headed Hos” from Rutgers University had a chance to express themselves in a news conference yesterday. They were angered at the incorrect description given to them by radio talk show host DON IMUS.
Damn you IMUS, these young women are not nappy-headed hos at all, they are some UGLY hos.
“I’m wondering if real life ho’s should enter the recording booth for job security.”
dude, it’s being done as we speak:
http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6911
peep the link i jacked from RIZOH: porn star india is recording an album. shit’ll probably go gold, which is this years triple platinum.
ugly ho’s —–i’ll leave that alone! PEACE
one more thing….does the second to last rutgers player kinda gotta jay-z look to her?
separated at birth? his other love child?
While we’re being funny about this, are these the female kin to…
Guerilla Black
Inspectah Deck
Slim Shady
Jiggerman
Akon
Do you think that the broad 2nd from the top stands up when “she” pees?
all these broads standup to pee the chick on the bottom prolly has a bigger wang then me but IMUS was still outta line
dallas, i’m shocked and hurt as these are some of the most handsome ladies i’ve seen.
#4 looks like hova in one of his girl’s wigs.
You telling me you wouldn’t smash the second girl?
Why do I feel like this post was created to fuck with me. Those are some nice looking Young Ladies minus the flugoroid caucasoid looking chick. I wish them all successful and fruitful lives.
I Met Heather Hunter on the set of Real Sex. Real sex is mostly staged and scripted by the way. She’s one of my all time favs.
India was in a TLC type music group before porn. She’s been trying to use her porn as a platform to launch off her music career for a minute.
NSFW, you terrible D.
Young Joc lost again………….and these hoes have bigger dicks than Imus….nhjic
India?….Heather Hunter (bitch in the pic) has been hoein in studios since the beginning of time…besides whats the difference between them and Foxy/Kim? Except they are real with theirs and Foxy/Kim are just fakin it?
p.s she gives a mean lap dance…………….
p.p.s. Them hoes is scary…..
Man the part about the women basketball players is so wrong.
But it’s so damn funny. And the pictures are really distrubing.
And by the way, don’t that look like JaRule getting a lap dance from Heather Hunter? We all know it’s Pac, but damn if it don’t look like Ja Rule minus the gay ass Jehri curl.
Heather Hunter gonna have to go back to porn, cuz aint nobody buying music anymore. She was pretty good at porn, I don’t know why she trying to switch it up anyway. A Ho gonna be a Ho. That’s yo job, stick to it, and be the best damn HO you can be.
She’s pretty much a MILF now anyway, so she can start back where she left off.
Ahhh man D…Ima leave the team alone. On a side note, did Imus get fired?
I knew that chick was lying about the rape and that Christina A was a hooker! She’s got that…..hair. SOOO Blond. Isn’t she Mexican?
you missed the mark. just as you criticize Black people in general for being lazy politically, this is some of the laziest analysis I’ve seen so far on what went down. dressing it up as an attempt at levity and humor–even crass humor–doesn’t hide that fact.
damnnnnnnn
jay-z needs to sign his sister to the nets
Okay Dallas, now you’ve gone and done it. I’m tired of you dissing poor, innocent sisters and women in general. I have Rev. Al Sharpton on speed dial. I told him about your attack. He sounded mad as hell then asked me how much money do you have. I told him that like myself you were as broke as a broke dick dog. Suddenly the line went dead. Maybe we had a bad connection. I called him right back, he sounded like I disturbed him eating a plate of ribs and suggested I call the right Rev. Jackson and hung up. I got Jesse’s number from some real ho’s I know and called him right away. He wanted to know if you had any big money or any large financial sponsors supporting your website. When I explained to him that you were 50 cents short of a quarter he called me some very un Reverend type names and kept shouting C.R.E.A.M. (cash rules everything around me). I then called the Urban League and the NAACP they transferred me to some nice old ladies who kept asking me for a donation. I finally gave up and called Imus himself. He called me a dumb ass sand monkey and hung up. I guess you have a free pass since attacking you will not generate any money, headlines, side deals or nooky you are safe from the “Race Rangers”. Peace Ernie Paniccioli author of “Who Shot Ya?”
why’d u have to ge at my Scarlet Ladies D.P. they maybe semi gruesome but that’s what jerz is all about, puttin in work under a horrifically beautiful toxic landscape.
Regardless let’s take a moment to look at “Tennesse Truth” as i like to call her…she handed my squad the biggest L of their lives but dammm she can get it….ladies and gents…..Candace “i’ll fuck the light skin off nana to reveal the pink underneath” Parker
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/blog/stills/candaceparker.jpg
@ernie.
that is some real talk. has anyone called al or jesse out on only pursuing lucrative “issues”? hell i’d beat a dead horse too if millions of dollars shot out of it’s ass.
okay maybe not. for some reason i stand for something and try to take steps forward. i do that only to have these extortionists grab any mic they can and help up take just as many steps backward as they support duel households, bastard children, and the prettiest processes/perms in the world. i call shenanigans. where’s my damn mic?
How the fuck you gonna stay disrespect your sisters like that!!!!
Naww son…just playin…that first head looks like my boy art if you chop of the naps!!! 4 real..if you split that wig it would pass for a dude 10 times out of 9!
Jesse Jackson and Al sharpton shake down corperations for money playing the civil rights card. So what! Most of the time its to the bennefit of the black community. There’s a lot of cases Sharpton’s orginization takes on that don’t make the news. Jackson and Sharpton will jump on hot cases because those cases may spark a real movement rather than a random case that has no momentum. Remember Emmit Till. I thought that HipHop was the movement but we are unable to get pass the Bling, Gangsta, Pimps and Ho’s era. The real problem is the lack of energetic young black leadership to take over with new ideas, spirit, integrity and hope. The nation of Islam’s leader Louis Farrakhan may not be around much longer but there will be no lack of leadership to succeed his position. The N.O.I has done wonderful things developing its leaders of tommorrow. Jackson, Rangel, Sharpton and others fought the good fight, now its past time for a new generation of leaders to step up and knock them old heads out the box.
Everytime I hear the Imus comment I hear Joe Torry in Poetic Justice…”Leave them hoes!”
There are many rape allegations going through our court systems and a high percentage of them are proven false. Why did this particular one become a national issue? Who knows?
^Ernie, Race Rangers? Yeah, pretty much. Insightful and comical comment.
Fortunately there are many new jack leaders on a grassroots level that are out there doing signficant work. They’re not capturing headlines, they don’t represent abstract notions like the black race and the struggle. They’re dealing with concrete issues like substance abuse, interviewing skills, job placement, literacy, etc.
I also wanted to note, that there is a growing black political bloc and they don’t follow the old democratic-civil rights era party line. Heck, they don’t even pretend to represent the interest of the collective black community.
On the real tho is Don Imus the real culprit or just a media scape goat so the Al Sharpton’s of the black community can attempt to stay relevant and feign progress or a sense of accomplishment…???
Seems to me that the voices really holding down the black community aren’t Don Imus’ or Bill O’Reilly’s, but your own. Why not fix the poison streaming into your kids ears 24/7 rather than attacking an old irrelevant lame who’s words could mean less to you and yours? The idolization of the 50’s and soon Uncle Murda’s (Kids got those darts in his raps) are a hundred times more influential to their sensibilities and perceptions than anything a haggard old disk jockey can ever say.
Afterall the only reason Imus even said what he said in a mocking/serious way is because he and countless other white people have heard blacks referring to eachother and their women in the same exact way!!! Is it really wrogn for the him to make fun of how idiotic its is for a group of people to denegrate eachother in that way??? Is the root of the problem really “the white man” for having fun with it????
Don’t get me wrong he was wrong for saying it, he’s in an environment where standards are set and he shouldn’t have been foolish enough to say that, just like i would never say that in my office. Non the less the imagery/language is out there and HE didn’t invent it.
Why don’t these “leaders” ever attempt to fix the problem from INSIDE out ???
anyway back to my mobb deep….
“I just want to know when Al Sharpton is going to apologize to the three Duke Lacrosse players, their team & the University…”
Don Imus’ “Super Ugly” Moment on 4/11/07… LOL.
This is way better than “I Love New York”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Wagstaff
^^^ I had an epiphany the first nappy headed hoe looks like that snitch Randy from the Wire
I dont think i’m getting my point across. There are many Grassroots organizations doing great things, i’m active in two local and one on the westcoast. I’m talking about mass movements. Kings Greatness is that he and others were able to unify the grassroots organizations for mass protest and mass demonstration. We can use Sharpton’s connections and celebrity to proplel a movement of our own. Changes gets done when people see masses unite and when you stop the money period. I think Sharpton would be easier to tolerate if you look at him as a figure head. There’s a lot of people doing good work at the National Action Network that are doing the same works you mention VEE.
I can’t belive yall got me defending Sharpton and Jackson but I’m just calling it like I see it.
I roll with the fight for the collective black community because we are the testing grounds for white supremists and the economical elites ultra capitalist agenda. If they succeed ultimately there will be no middle class to aspire to so interviewing skills and job placement will be irrelevant. We have to individually and collectively create our own Buisnesses and infrastructures instead of looking for any one to hire us. Once you build up the black community then you can bring political and economical resources to the table. Intergration is beautiful in theory but it was a major contribution to the ills in the black community today. Fuck working for the man. Many of the youth don’t want to work for the man but they don’t have a plan either so the end up working for the man under the prison industry.
Naps? Now where did Imus get that from?
I don’t know why Jigga didn’t loan his sister/daughter a couple of Beyonce’s lacefronts, to pass around for this photo shoot, then we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place!
Damn, we would have a whole “nother” episode of the infamous: Wig Owners and Wig Brushers.
Even “Trailer Tracy” could join in on the fun. Beyonce has wigs for everybody.
Eloheem…I hear you, I feel you, yet I can’t completely cosign you. My father was a major supporter of the N.A.N. until he got hit by the ‘C’, god bless him. when he was 70 he marched with Sharpton(it was either for Diallo or Luwima) and yet he always told me don’t trust that guy. His position was, “I support most of the things he supports but I can’t support him because he is not always honest”. Just my fathers opinion. My problem is I don’t think Sharpton is the only problem, the bigger problem is that it seems we’ve traded the Declaration of Independence for a cost sheet, and democracy for capitalism. Every thing today has a bottom line. I’m all for taking a stand and making a difference, but it’s detrimental to the cause when one cancer is defeated another takes it’s place. Until we all (black and white) can find something that greater than the dollar we will continue the struggle.
PS> and I am not above wanting shit, It just think we place too much value on some things.
Lion you completely co signed what I said. I never said trust Sharpton, I said I support Sharpton and we should use his resources and celebrity to propel a new movement/organization. The Jewish people don’t trust each other but they work together for a common goal. I have Family in the N.A.N as well, they teach A+certification prep courses. R.I.P to you father my King.
^ “You telling me you wouldn’t smash the second girl? ”
Yes. I would. With a mallet to the head.
Wrong, I know. sorry.
Yo D, I'm going to holla at you later about whatever. Check out my bullsh*t blog, trying to post erryday, and it's only getting tighter! You serious about some projects? ONCE AGAIN, I hope you working on that D'cep book. I imagine you selling well over 10,000 copies in NYC alone. Especially if you rock it right with some serious research.I ain’t mad at them girls, and I bet you Robert DeNiro would smash a couple of them.
^Eloheem, I’m not attacking what you said at all. I was just highlighting the other side. I might have misinterpreted ‘knock them old heads out the box’ because that sounds out with the old, in with the new. They hold power and are very useful. I personally do not have a problem with Jackson and Sharpton. Yeah I hear you about tolerating them because some times you do need that person with the energy to scream and get televised exposure regularly. As far as how they get their money, they have to eat too. In the end what they do have a positive effect. I think they both understand the game of politics and know it ain’t a fair game — but financially lucrative, especially during political campaign runs. Obama team getting that cake.
Now for your second point. Being realistic, everybody doesn’t have what it takes to own, manage, and operate their own business. Those skills will always be necessary and never irrelevant. What happens when black businesses find it difficult to hire black workers. Some what related, what happens when well-to-do buppies can’t find nannies to look after their children because there is a negative stigma against black families, even with the black home caretakes. source: NYTimes. I still hear brothers and sisters utter phrases like you can’t do business with black people or work for them. And it is usually based on their very own small experiences or hearsay. Basic job skills like plumbing, electrical work, masonry, carpentry ain’t going out of style.
If they succeed ultimately there will be no middle class to aspire to so then what are you going to do in the mean time. If they succeed, they are already on their way, crap like the alternative minimum tax is swallowing errybody. You’re saying the youth don’t have a plan, I’m simply highlighting simple concrete stuff that needs to be done until they develop a solid plan of their own. I ain’t mad and I can’t afford to simply say eff this and that because bills got to be paid. ** I really need to quit my job though, because I sho ’nuff don’t like working at a regular 9-5 gig.
RESPECT, Always. That back and forth is all about growing bro.
Nothing but respect Vee. We all don’t have to be business savy, we just need the ones that are to be dedicated and in it for the long term. The talented tenth. The plan is simple, we just need enough people on the same page. I work for Citigroup but I use their salary to create buisnesses so my/our children won’t have to. Pardon my ramblings I never mean any disrespect. Fuck Imus I’m suspending my self.
this shit is wild…I go to Rutgers, and honestly IMUS was wrong for what he said, but NO1 payed attention to the girls basketball team untill this shit came out. It was always about the damn football team…..and sidenote: not including moi, but Rutgers is referred to as Slutgers because of some of the “i have no home-training” females.
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