NERDITRY stand the eff up! I was bumping through old boy’s site and I peeped a drop about classic freestyle music and then I remembered that LISA VELEZ formerly of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam was holding something sweet for me.
LISA turned forty this year and she is doing it up like RITA MORENO would by staying fit and trim. Most latin broads turn twenty and then the kooty kat has a kangaroo pouch. Not that there is anything wrong with that either since just like a mango that is where all the juice is stored, but when one of these hot-blooded honeys stays on their grind into maturity it will blow any chick out of the box including a grey green eyed tragic mulatto.
Plus when I see LISA now it’s still with the eyes that I used twenty years ago. In my mind’s eye she will always be that same chick that wondered how it would go down if she took me home.
Any access to recent flix of the broad? My cuz repped her two years ago.
Damn I am getting old. Take you Home is still the jam but to this day I can’t stand “All Cried Out”…..that was the most depressing song ever.
She still looks good though and she was on an episode of Law and Order a few years back.
I don’t want to ruin the fantasy but I lived in a neighborhood filled to the brim with chicks that tried their best to look like Lisa, Lisa . . . And when they took you home it wasn’t really a big deal because dozens of their cousins, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, grandparents were already hanging out at their place. All looking at the same TV while not give a cold stare to whoever the broad would bring back.
Also, awesome vids.
Okay I have a serious question….would we call her hair style a Mullet or a Faux Hawk? I mean I just need to know so I can ask my hair dresser who to do to make mine like that…head band and bangs that look like eye patch included!
Oh those succulent bewbies… and “Take Me Home” is still one of my favorite joints of all time. I love throwing that on at a party and getting to it. I remember she was getting her MILF on for some show on Nickelodeon as the main character’s moms…
On a side note. Its interesting how there’s no intrigue in videos any more. Everything is so blatant. Here you have a song thats all about the consequences and reprocussions of whether or not to do the nasty, and other than Lisa Lisa’s forearms there is practically no skin show. Meanwhile on the other hand you can make a song called “I Murder N*ggas” and there’s more scattered ass than a grenade going off on a donkey farm…
take me home takes me back any/every time I hear it.. 80s summertime, hopin i could meet a female as cold as lisa lisa..the good ole days..damn im gettin old
damn thats some real 80’s ish that feel the rythm song was huge in diego at Vato Loco Parties
The voice of Lisa Lisa is evocative as hell to me, takes me back 20 years and 55 pounds. To 40’s point, those lyrics made me think about how to step to girls.
40 — that “scattered ass” is priceless. Good shit.
^ Miss Ahmad…that is a Puerto Rican 1988 mullet.
“All Cried Out” was the joint.
lisa lisa > shiela e. and sheena easton.
LMAO @ Miss Ahmad, 40, and Candice..too funny!!!
“Take you Home” was the jam right there……
I never liked “All cried out” either..
Ohmigawd don’t let me dust off the 45s now! This took me back to when I got my honorary Latina card ‘cuz I knew all the lyrics to TKA, Stevie B, Lisa Lisa, Cynthia, Cover Girls and Sweet Sensation playin’ at Emerald City and L’Amour back in the day! “One More Shot” was my ish!
“Meanwhile on the other hand you can make a song called “I Murder N*ggas” and there’s more scattered ass than a grenade going off on a donkey farm… ”
If 40 don’t stop comments like that I’ll never be able to get mine out.
BTW Lisa Lisa is on…but no way is > than Sheila E. Not only was she (and still is fine) her and her whole family can still rock it. Make mine Escovedo!
Thanks Candice, I thought it was a mullet but I wasn’t sure where to draw the line between shag mullet!
Don’t forget India & Brenda K Star. Sheila E > Lisa Lisa Yes siir!
Didn’t she get a boobie reduction? I remember having arguments with people over why she rocked the all-black like New Zealand Rugby. Peace to the fallen soldiers Punky Brewster and Tootie. . .
where’s bow-legged lou and ‘nem at? (no homo)…