You haven’t seen this feature in awhile because BeYONCE is an absolute beast on her competition. She whupped ASHANTI so badly, poor little hairy ba’ygirl can’t even get another album done. DAYYYUM!
She also took out MARIAH CAREY and JESSICA SIMPSON. BeYONCE even beat out my brownskin baby momma OPRAH WINFREY. But this Factor should be a good challenge.
RIHANNA is being groomed much the same way that BeYONCE was. Her handlers have been careful not to have her speak too much. They have conscripted the legendary rapper Jay-Z to be seen as a mentor to her causing a somewhat scandal in the press regarding his relationship with BeYONCE. I have even seen RIHANNA dressed up just like BeYONCE too. Do you think that RIHANNA could ever replace Lady B? Enough talk bitches, let’s factor…
Here’s a quick rewind of the format for your scoring information…
In parentheses are the factors that give someone a high or low score depending on how we at the website rate them. If a subject does exceptionally well with a factor then they will receive the full allotment of points (100).
1) Can you say her name – (the more‘Black’ sounding the name of the subject, the higher the number of points)
2) Can she pay her bills – (cash rules everything around us – does the subject have any?)
3) Is she a survivor – (has the subject had to endure scandal/controversy?)
4) Baby boy – (has the subject ever had an abortion?)
5) Cater to you – (would you want a backrub from the subject?)
6) Dangerously in love – (is the subject in a relationship that can’t last?)
7) Bootylicious – (this should speak for itself)
RIHANNA is actually more than ten years younger than BeYONCE in real life, but I wonder if her youth will serve her in The Factor. Here we go…
1) Can you say her name – 100 points (RIHANNA is just as jig-fabulous as BeYONCE)
2) Can she pay her bills – 100 points (three platinum albums in less than three years)
3) Is she a survivor – 100 points (from digitally voiced dancehall queen to synthesized pop princess)
4) Baby boy – 100 points* (she is 19yrs old from from Guyana and Barbados = minimum one abortion)
5) Cater to you – 100 points (did I say um-ba-rella already?)
6) Dangerously in love – 100 points (late night visits from the prez of Def Jam – you bet!)
7) Bootylicious – 100 points (do you know what 19yr old poon smells like? Legal seafood.)
RIHANNA’s BeYONCE Factor score = 700 points!
Holy crap! This can’t be possible. No one can equal in womanhood to BeYONCE KNOWLES. This has to be a mistake…
Update: The good folks over at Bossip Dot Com have helped us sort out this mess. The queen of all women BeYONCE KNOWLES would never let her angelic wings appear. RIHANNA, not so much. We just deducted 50 points from RIHANNA’s Factor score.
I am not a huge fan of either……
However, Rih Rih can’t touch Bey Bey. Bey is a triple threat. Singer, Dancer and Bad Actress. Until Rih Rih makes a b-grade cameo in the next Airplane sequel…..she can’t really compete.
Straight Riot!
Rihanna factors about 70 for bootylicious.
She can’t out-weave the great B.
. . . and the synthesized vocals and the dance (booty shake) skills doesn’t measure up to B.
I would deduct about 160. B still wins.
That photoshoped picture is killing me.
For serious, scholarly in depth analysis on this subject, go to
http://www.beyonceitis.com
Not a fan of Bey and that damn Rhianna has absolutely no talent at all. She makes Ashanti’s talent and animal like body hair look pretty good.
What’s with all these chicks putting their crotches on front like that lately?
How many points do we drop for that 5-Head of hers? And as for talent, drop 70 points cause, a)she can’t sing with out pro-tools and b) every song sounds the same.
But we should also add about 80 gully points, cause any chic that can push up on you, and actually get your attention, while your standing next to nextr to girl is hella gully.
What about a new #8 … Is every song pretty much the contestant bragging about her own vagina? Cause that’s the pinnacle of Beyentology to me. Some say Ri has this covered by soliciting her drippy pink umbrella ella all over town, but I think that’s a reach.
ifux.blogspot.com/2006/09/rihanna-doin-butt-ohh.html
^^^Yo D I dont go as indepth with it like you to choose one or the other, I just think I much rather bone MS. Ella Ella Ella Ay Ay Ay than B…….also Rhianna’s pussy seems cuter so I can stuff my face in her chocha until I lost feeling in my face
LOVES me some BEY – no homo. The girl is proven. There ain’t a singer out there RIGHT NOW that can drop SEXUAL CHOCOLATE’s microphone in front of her.
I am NOT A FAN of Rihanna, but the girl sells her shit like a crackhead sells his grandmothers coffin with her still in it!
That last pic of her looks like she just got a glimpse of her wardrobe malfunction on the JumboTron………….
Where the fuck is the FCC when you need them.
4) Baby boy – 100 points* (she is 19yrs old from from Guyana and Barbados = minimum one abortion)
hahah hellnawww
it will be a close call but in the end beybey will prevail. could you really see it any other way?????????????
Beyonce now is like Jordan was in his heyday. Magic, Barkley, Payton-Kemp, Stockton-Malone… Harold Miner, Grant Hill, Jerry Stackhouse, etc.
The more you think B’s challenger in the “Factor” has a shot, the more silly you think you were afterwards for thinking that in the first place.
More photos of B please.
Co-Sign. B is the Michael Jordan of these R%B bezzies. Everyone else is in a distant second.
I’m not a fan of either, but RiRi’s style is a breath of fresh air compared to Bee’s consistant uniform (look).
***Taps Beyonce on the shoulder*** Switch it up Bee.
Bajans are well known to have second rate puss in the West Indies
n2people.nl
hmmm..Rihanna’s more like the new Britney Spears & Mya put 2gether. She has minimal talent & great song writers. Shes fun 2 look at & kinda mysterious. But BEEEEEE……is the real deal. Im not mad at RIRI though, shes doing a good job keeping up with the jones-es. After this tour we need not see Beyonce for atleast a full calendar year, so we can be excited to see her again. Good girl gone bad is my ish 4right now though.
I’m going with Rihanna. Unlike Beyonce, Ri-Ri switched her style up on each album she put out. Beyonce on the other hand, same ole thing, time after time. Rihanna is definitely much more well spoken than Beyonce. Rihanna doesn’t come across as being a goodie-too-shoes like Beyonce. Also, that is not a panty liner slip on Rihanna’s picture, her body stocking is torn. Go to http://www.deansplanet.com to see pics of Beyonce looking not so lady like. She will definitely loose about 450 pts.
she from barbados and her gradnfather or some other ancestor is from guyana. please get it right if you gonna be wrong.
beyonce turns 26 this yr. rihanna is 19. acording to my math, thats a 7 yr difference. beyonce is not over 10yrs older than rihanna. my goodness ppl.
Rihanna ALL THE WAY! i’m with I Fux on this one, the things i would do to Rihanna would give me waaaay more than the 10 yr sentence Genarlow Wilson got, i’ll tell ya that much, but at least i would die happy in the clink knowin i got me some of that 19 yr. old good….ps. so how true were the rumors of rihanna hookin up with jay-z? like what was the final consensus on those rumors cuz i wanna know…
Is there a reason you didn’t have ONE current pic of Rihanna up there? Oh, I guess depicting her CURRENT look would void any and all of that meaningless nonsense you just broke down. Really, nothing about her CURRENT sound, marketing approach or image resembles anything about Beyonce. Can the girl sell records? CHECK. Whether you like it or not? CHECK. So what does all this pointless internet chatter get her? CHECKS! Stop being so offended by the success of others. Why don’t YOU go succeed in life or at least ACT like you know how.
LOL…mrs.ella ellla eh,eh,eh is a carbon copy of Bee
beyonce did let her angelic wings spread once when performing with DC and they had on jean outfits. the only thing was Bey didnt shave.
EEWWWW!!!
^@ FairestofthemALL
Chillax its satire.
It still amazes me that many of todays top pop singers could not have even won a high school talent show 10 years ago. I’m pushing 34 so what the hell do I know. My daughter thinks Rhianna is the ish even after she saw how terrible her “live” show was.
I Fux aka Willy Swagger Says:
June 13th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
^^^Yo D I dont go as indepth with it like you to choose one or the other, I just think I much rather bone MS. Ella Ella Ella Ay Ay Ay than B…….also Rhianna’s pussy seems cuter so I can stuff my face in her chocha until I lost feeling in my face
*** ^^what he said
@Chuck: beg to differ; ah bajan woman who can wuk-up is pure and blissful murderation.
Baje is the rage!
Media has worked its magic concerning this chick…I’m hooked. She can’t do any wrong by me. smh.
Rhi
For boomqueisha and anyone else that wants to know…beyonce acually isnt turning 26 this year, its more like she’s turning 30/31. First, she appeared on star search in the early 80’s when she was six, so the math doesn’t add up and go to sandrarose.com (All the way back to March articles or sometime like that) or some other websites (cuz im sure there are plenty) to look it up. So yes, beyonce is more than 10 years older than rihanna.
~Disclaimer: I could be wrong…But I don’t think so…
BeYonce was born in 1974. True story.
4) Baby boy – 100 points* (she is 19yrs old from from Guyana and Barbados = minimum one abortion)
“minimum one abortion”
Beyonce is a very and complete woman and singer. She as a beautiful body, goods music and dance marveilleuse. But Rihanna is also very beautiful, very sexy and a consagation singer with 18 years old. She as a face, eyes and jumbes spectaculares. I go for RIHANNA. She is a queen.
Rihanna want to be the number one R&B and with only 19 years old, it´s the woman of the moment. Only Beyonce it´s yet the quenn that obstruct have all Jay-Z machine to work for Riri. The rivality is beg and the best way to afect Bey, it´s to play with her boyfriend! Possible to steal the trohfy… And the way is open. Al you have to do Beyonce is invate the tree for a performance and with her experience and capacities fuck Rihanna. It`s dangereouse, but it´s the way to save the face. But Rihaana as many competence also. Poor Bey. Rihanna it´s beautiful with eyes, legs and class superb. God save the queen!!!
^ GOD bless the child that got his own dictionary.
yoooooooooooh very nice……. show me more
im late but so whatl
lol @ dallas> RE:carlos
Be for real. Beyonce aint 26 years old. that bitch lying about her age. she came out in 98′ so do the math and tell me how old she was and how old she looked. Just a side note, Rihanna is so fine damn!!!
I love Beyonce and i think that sh´s very beautiful and one of the most sexy women of the music industrie. But i accepted that Rihanna is a phenomena. She have impose her style and sh`s more sexy, more hot and more elegant as Beyonce. And sh´s the most beautiful yeas and legs that i see. Beyonce have been a bad year and Rihanna steeling the crown and, i don´t know, the boyfried. Rihanna will bee the “monster” for the next 6 years. The Beyonce reign it´s over. I´m sorry Bay, but Rihanna is the best.
first or all byonce she the best i really cn’t understand how beyonce go out whit jay -z is so uglyyy .. beyonce you can’t be serious …..
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nobody can on beyonce you are the best rihnna close to you she is
a M-O-P sorry rihnna get some life beyonce you are the best i love you
just play your salf you are nathing
BEYONCE love you BABY you are the best……….
^^ Retahds for BeYonce Fan Club president
What you people dont understand is that beauty isnt all about looks only, and Love isnt all about beauty. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder while love is a feeling towards a partner wheather regardless of looks. If Jay_z is seing Rihana then he’s found happiness becoz iam sure Rihana being young she must be obedient to Jay_z unlike “the mighty” Bionce. Men always want a gal they can control.
fuck bee she wants everything but she dont deserve shit rihannas new song rehab and say it is my favorite songs her tours are selling out shes better than beyonce im a black woman tellin the truth rihannas personality is better shes not all hollywood like bee and she dont take everything offered to her just to stay in the spot light fuck beyonce kelly and jay her daddy her ugly mama too
i’d fuck that
i’d rip that shit up till she bleeds from her pussy
she is fit as fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rihanna is the sexyest girl to come on to our music seen since madona
rihanna is copying beyonce n the fact that she admits to being a bey fan is ok.she does the things she does the way bey does n to be called’sexy’ n its working.ashanti,amrie n many others tried n failed bt this massive foreheaded girl is succeding.she was skinny,now she’s gaining weight to b bey
beyonce is prettier,more original more marketable……rih is moving in bey’s steps n thats how she’s succeding.look how she now shows alot of flesh.bey is abetter singer n sexier too.rih’s forehead sucks,bey has no disgusting flows
SO, FOR ALL U PEEPS WHO THINK RHI IS NOT PERFECT CAUSE OF HER FOREHEAD HELLO GOD MADE HER THE WAY SHE IS SO WHAT. I BET SOME OF U GUYS ARE SOME UGLY MOTHER FUCKERS. STOP HATING U ALL. UR ONLY JEALOUS CAUSE U CANT DO WHAT RHI IS DOING. SHE’S A HARD WORKING GIRL WHO OF COURSE MAY NOT BE AS GOOD AS BEY BUT AT LEAST SHE’S GOTTEN SOMEWHERE. U ALL GO GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP HATING.
uhmm..seriously? rihanna sucks. u people talking about the age difference but look back in time and compare Rihanna [20 now] to how beyonce was when she was [20] ……
yeah beyonce is the shit.
Rihanna sucks in everything. She just has good people behind her. Lucky girl.
i also met rihanna in person and she is very rude
wat da hell sies sies sies descusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n2people.nl
WTF! u all crazy , and chatting shit! they are both hot, and they both wouldnt sleep with any of you! need to get a grip and except people for who they are and what they do…. fuk it… fuk you all… prick’s!
Oh my goodness! Impressive article dude! Thank you so much, However I am having troubles with your RSS. I don’t know the reason why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anyone else having the same RSS issues? Anybody who knows the answer will you kindly respond? Thanx!