All these pics of CARMEN ELECTRA has me fiending to talk about the baddest bitch named Elektra. Evar.
FRANK MILLER first introduced us to Elektra in Daredevil issue #168. Elektra was hired by the Kingpin to kill Matt Murdock’s assistant, Frank ‘Foggy’ Nelson, but when Foggy recognized Elektra as Matt’s old squeeze from Columbia University Elektra dropped the contract. Matt Murdock had almost turned Elektra out back in the day and she still got moist for dude. Trust me, that was the only man she got moist for.
Elektra was all about bodying cats on some hardbody shit for real. If Marvel had to kill the Jean Grey/Phoenix character because she split too many wigs when the Phoenix force took over her, the Elektra character was gonna have to get merc’ked too. You see Elektra wasn’t even killing cats by mistake though. Homegirl was steady thowing her sai down motherfuckers throats.
Kingpin couldn’t have this loose broad on the streets teaming up with DareDevil so he hired Bullseye to kill the whole lot of them. Bullseye was a badazz himself, and if there was ever a villain to really hate, he was that nigga. Family, I can’t begin to tell you how epic the battle between Bullseye and Elektra was. In my heart of hearts I knew that she had to die, and that Bullseye would get a repreive for killing her in the eyes of the comic book censors because at the end of the day he was a white male. I just didn’t realize how bad that shit would hurt me to see it.
Sure enough Bullseye killed my first Greek girlfriend. In the worst way, with one of her own swords. Elektra, bleeding like a stuck pig, crawls to Matt Murdock’s house and dies in his arms. I never wanted to pound out somebody to the ground as much as I wanted to put the whip on Bullseye.
Matt Murdock felt the same way I did and when he and Bullseye got up it was DareDevil that did a demo job on Bullseye when he snuck into Murdock’s townhouse. Even with Bullseye totaled by DareDevil I still felt empty inside of my heart. Elektra was that ride or die chick, literally, and she rode out hardbody for her one true love.
If you haven’t copped the FRANK MILLER DareDevil Omnibus yet you still have time to kill yourself, or at least go outside and hit yourself upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat.
Next up in the DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: BLACK WIDOW
Although I am Spidey’s number 1 fan, it was this storyline that got me into reading Daredevil. I was so glad that the movie had this storyline behind it. And I am one of the few people who liked the Unrated Daredevil movie. Casting a Black Kingpin messed with kids’ heads but classic nonetheless.
I’m in the middle of the Fantastic Four Four Omnibus #2. Really old school but mos def Jack Kirby and Stan Lee at his best!!!
Good Post… JENNIFER GARNER DOES HER NO JUSTICE.
Sienkiewicz!!!!!
now she a scrull , who new?
good post. never really ‘liked’ elektra. though i did respect her gangster. keep up with the heroines!
i ride for jean grey/phoenix all day, everyday.
^ Hell yeah Bill Sienkiewicz! You already know we ride for that real shit here at DP Dot Com.
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What, no mention of Elektra: Assassin? That shit blew my mind the first time I read it, certainly some of Miller’s best work, and no one ever talks about that shit.
I gotta say, it’s weird that Miller is getting all kinds of attention in the non-comics media right now considering dude hasn’t done much worth reading since 300 came out like 10 years ago. You ever read Dark Knight Strikes Again? That shit is HAAAAAARSH.
^ “You ever read Dark Knight Strikes Again? That shit is HAAAAAARSH. ”
As much of a Frank Miller stan that I am, I have to agree that his recnt ish is a perfect example of white man gone crazy. I read “Dark Knight Strikes Again” and shit was whack!!! I’ve also been keeping up with his and Jime Lee’s Batman and Robin series currently in circulation. Booty!!! Gotta call it like I see it G.
^ Dark Knight Strikes Again is like that obligatory studio album that the label presses you for because Illmatic was such a classic.
My hope is that by mentioning some of these characters it might promote some of the fans of comics to check out books that were in their periphery but never in their must buy lists.
Just stay tuned for some great drops if you ever effed with the books.
*Dart Adams starts slow clap for Dallas Penn on this series of blogs*
Fam, you’re doing your thing with these. Now I’m gonna have to step it up with my next comic book posts for real.
R.I.P. Phil Rizzuto
One.
clap clap clap
This is hardbody material right here. I remember seeing bullseye shanking Elecktra and going nuts. Excellent comic post as always.
well i was about to passby this blackblog after i made a previous post from yesterdays blog (and i must say i was surprised it got through the censor claws) when what do i find low and behold a white woman holding a ‘hip hop is not dead t-shirt’
i looked closely to see if my eyes were deceived, maybe i thought i was seeing a very anglo-looking hispanice, nope a white woman (not bad looking either) who looks like she is past her 20’s
good lord almighty white females are falling left and right to the black poison culture faster than they dropped like flies during the black plague of medieval europe
this present day black culture plague is just as destructive on a social level as the physical black plague was 700 years ago. and the innumerable black people themselves are at the forefront as they are victimized by black gang and black non-gang violence everyday
but the really dangerous and deadly horror is when whites themselves lose their white race-culture and become black. when they start going after everything black and start to walk and talk and behave black you know the end must be near
but take heart black america as long as you have your white-scapegoat to bash like a mexican pinata and continue to successfully convert more and more whites into becoming black you can know for sure you will soon be taking over
aren’t you just having everyday mental euphoric orgasms mr and mrs blackman when you think how you will be able to re-arrange the living room furniture in america if obama become the new american boss
^ This nigger is in a thread about comic book super heroines talking about why his little penis can’t penetrate the pussy.
monica belluci would have done elektra justice!