Editor’s note: Show some love to H8torade™
H8torade™ loves summertime. The ladies are out in short shorts, bikini’s, and cut off shirts… Even the ones that are tipping the scale at 250+ aren’t afraid to flaunt it.
Carmen has let some guys run up in her that are human petri dishes. You know they have the latest and greatest STD’s that man may not even have a cure for (see: Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee, and Dave Navarro), but you better believe that if Carmen called me up for a late night booty call I’d jump in my ride and take a chance at catching whatever STD she has… Hell, I’d fall asleep with it in there.
This goes without saying, but I’d hit it.
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The ‘Hood Fairy says, “Eff the bullshit. You better put something over your meat if you don’t want your sacks to shrivel up like sunburnt raisins.” |
| Uncle Ruckus says, “You precious little colored angel girl. It’s prolly because you have a Black father that you can’t recognize the sweet heaven contained in the middle of Miss Electorate’s milky white legs. The great white Jesus up in the sky didn’t make that deliciousness for the Black man.” |
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‘Ye Tudda says, “I had to take antibiotics for a month after I put my tongue in PAM ANDERSEN’s mouth. I might would do it again, but I won’t truss it.” |
Od’s off the characters…*I’ve got an idea*…props DP.
and somebody tell carmen I’d still smash if she had bootydo…so stop sucking in her stomach.
Bootydo is defined as a womans stomach sticking out further than her booty do.
what i can say i love you a lot carmen and feel like jumping on you this moment coz you so tempting!!
“I had to take antibiotics for a month after I put my tongue in PAM ANDERSEN’s mouth.”
‘Ye Liberache speaks the truth.
no doubt. sometimes u gotta throw on some Texas Pete and just take your bites.
LOL at Hell, I’d fall asleep with it in there. Ive done that before plenty of times. Now that is what I call ‘Sleeping in”