DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: WONDER WOMAN

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True story is that even if there weren’t that many officially Black superheroines there were those ladies that I knew had some Black blood in them. Take my girl Wonder Woman for instance. Who do you think laid down with Hippolyte to birth all them broads? You know it was a deadbeat dad and that’s why Hippolyte moved away and got her own spot.

Bigger than all of that did y’all know that Diana had a jig twin sister? Hell yeah! How crazy is that shit? I always thought that this chick Nu’Bia was a Wonder Woman nemesis, but it turns out that she was her twin sister that they bounced from Paradise Island because she showed the features of the father. Remember that story where the couple wanted to trade in their colored baby for a lighter one? The same shit happened in the comics too.

Diana’s sister Nu’Bia was cast away and left for dead on the the craggy rocks near the sea. Hades heard the girl crying and picked her up. This is why when Nu’Bia came back to Paradise Island she ended up kicking Wonder Woman’s ass. She was like, “Bitch, you ain’t the boss of me!”

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This is my point though. You could tell that Wonder Woman was part Black just for all the sass that she had with her shit. She was into tying motherfucker’s up and making them submit to her. Sounds kind’a freaky if you ask me, and to quote my homey LARRY BLACKMON, “I like it”.

So many comic characters are drawn and written from the perspective’s of white dudes who never left their parent’s basements or interacted with normal people. They project their fantasies of women into these characters. I’m not saying that is bad or wrong, but it’s obviously from the vantage point of someone who doesn’t understand the ultimate strength of a woman.

Whatever woman made the journey to America with her hands and feet chained together whilst she sat in darkness for three straight months is a Wonder Woman. You all already know this, but I am going to show this. Black women are the prototypes.

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10 Responses to “DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: WONDER WOMAN”

  1. random comment: is this woman Sarah Silverman the biggest example of:
    no talent + not funny + deep TI connections = Hollywood success?

    No KKKramer of course.

  2. Candice says:

    I asked a similar question in a previous post. She is NOT FUNNY.

    And Wonder Woman is my all-time favorite. I used to rock those Underoos. (Back up, R.Kelly)

  3. Amadeo says:

    The dude that came up with Wonder Woman lived with two broads and mad kids and one of them wore bracelets like her…additionally if you bind her bracelets together she becomes weak. Dude was getting his freak on.

  4. Gringo but somebody needs to Sit Monique’s underflaps down also. You are not funny

  5. jaislayer says:

    Wonder Woman is the baddest super herione out there. The movie should be coming soon. I hope they do the right thing with the casting and directing. Sarah Silverman is WACK, but she does try to be funny. To bad she corny. Peace.

  6. jaislayer says:

    Wonder Woman is the baddest super heroine out there. The movie should be coming soon. I hope they do the right thing with the casting and directing. Sarah Silverman is WACK, but she does try to be funny. To bad she corny. Peace.

  7. thoreauly77 says:

    nah dog, ALL women rule. its why i live. they are the best thing that ever happened.

  8. Belize says:

    I wanted to fuk Wonder woman as a kid..now I wanna know if her pum is a wonderland (no john mayer)

  9. TOL says:

    “So many comic characters are drawn and written from the perspective’s of white dudes who never left their parent’s basements or interacted with normal people. They project their fantasies of women into these characters. I’m not saying that is bad or wrong, but it’s obviously from the vantage point of someone who doesn’t understand the ultimate strength of a woman.”

    First off you used the living-in-parents adage, which right of the bat nearly put me to sleep reading this. Same old, same old, you don’t have a real clear understanding of what you’re whining about, so just make a blanket statement. You’re a fucking hypocrite, you’ve tried to counter a stereotype with another stereotype. You’ve just made yourself another worthless addition to the ranks of would-be armchair warriors in the blogosphere.

    Judging by the header pic, you’re little bling-bling white boy that’s trying to give himself some street cred by pretending you’re black, and there’s few things sadder on the web…comic artists living in their dad’s basement would even have a hard time topping your sorry act.

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