Would somebody please do an intervention for this chick!?! Foxy Brown is going to be the Notorious MVP for the inaugural year of the cRap Music Fantasy League. Homegirl gets her points every quarter without even releasing any music. Jay-Z does too, but damn, at least he still figuratively works in the music industry. Foxy hasn’t done shit in the last five years, but she is spending money like she owns the publishing for ‘Ain’t No Nigga’. Maybe Jigga has her in the will too, right after Bleek? Prah’lee not tho’. At the rate Foxy is going she will be recording her Brooklyn anthem duets from the jailhouse studios with Shyne.
And she claims she’s pregnant!
R. KELLZ was the beast on the scoring charts this week. His ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Hip-Hopera is just part of the talented genius mystique of this narcissistic weirdo. There’s a reason that R. KELLY is a blue-chipper in the cMFL and niggas like T-Pain barely get off the bench. KELLY even freaks a song on his album using the voice modulator that Akon, T-Pain and just about every other bootlegg R & B singer uses nowadays. That boys got talent. But of course… Nullus always and forever to anything R. KELLY.
The cRap Music Fantasy League leaderboard has gotten shuffled a little bit too. Pretty Dollar Entertainment was bum rushed for their top spot on the list. A few other labels came up in the game thanks to Foxy’s follies and KELLZ craziness. Let’s see who’s on top of the game now…
Gain Green Records 2975
Grand Theft Audio Records 2925
DubbleUP Entertainment 2625
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 2500
Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 2475
America Done Fell Off Records 2475
Rainmen Records 2325
Rook Records 2200
Brick Productions 2150
Blue & Creme Entertainment 2025
20/20 Proof Records 2025
Bamboozled Records 1975
Smart-Dumb Rappers Records 1975
Ambulance Entertainment 1925
Sheem-Deem Entertainment 1900
Harleyworld Music 1650
Incilin Productions 1550
GnomesayinTambout 1550
Deaf Jam Records 1525
Cool Cash Collective 1475
BlackStar Records 1475
Game One Records 1450
Diamond Ballers Records 1450
Flatline Records 1400
Combat Jack Entertainment 1400
Gain Green Records jumps into the leader slot with Grand Theft Audio Records directly behind them. Dubble Up and Pretty Dollar Ent. are right there at the top as well. There is still almost another half of cRap Music Fantasy league still to be played with September shaping up to be a battle royal for the MVP of Q3.
In the meantime and in between time take a peek at some of the graphic information that El Gringo Colombiano has put together for us to analyze some of the trends in cRap Music. The graph below represents how the points have been distributed through the league according to an artists home region. The NorthEast is illustrated in green because we GET MONEY, and money we got. The South is orange for the Fireman Lil’ Wang, who still has yet to get warmed up this quarter. The MidWest is purple for KanYe and KELLZ.
The West is tied at 100 points with the International Division. Damn Westsiiiiiide! Y’all niggas is tied up with that chick from Sri Lanka M.I.A.?!? Get your weight up West coast. Can’t y’all get Snoop arrested or something?
Is MIA the only Intl cRapper scoring points? Akon is from Senegal, that dude ain’t scoring any cRap points?
Speaking of MIA, I finally got around listening to her new album “Kala”. The joint sucks, [||], with wack beats. Very disappointing since MIA’s 2005 album “Arular” was excellent.
Oh well, hopefully “Kala” will still sell. Maybe beef with Gee Dubbz, since Dubbz fights with her to allow her a American visa for concerts.
BTW, MIA & Lords Of The Underground gotta be the fall-offers of 2007 so far. That LOTUG album had wacker beats than a mofo, like Young Buck-level of wackness. SMH.
fyi – MIA put down the most epic beat-down of Bitchfork Media since Combat Jack sonned that douche Tom Breihan. It was also a “murdered on your own shit” (c) Nas type of ethering
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/44529-mia-confronts-the-haters
MIA also ethers her ex-producer/boyfriend, Diplo.
Can I get some beef points for this, [||]?
Hey DP:
Just curious as to how much a combo of Kellz and Foxy would have added to a score? About 500?
BTW: Thanks for the movies!
i was thinking about doing a theme song for the crap music fantasy league (but i’m too lazy)…i was gonna take ‘ye toodle’s “crack music” from late registration and flip it into “crap music”: “that’s that crap music nigga, that real wack music nigga (la la la la la la la la, etc.)
if someone shoot’s me the instrumental (i have protools) i might still consider it. or, if you have more initiative than i do, feel free to bite my idea…
Wait a second. I think there’s more points to be had. The OZone awards just a little while ago. Wayne and TI both won awards at the thing (I think two a peice) and each award is worth like 200 points or something, right? Don’t the OZone awards count for something? Here’s the link:
http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/12312
Plus, what category is Kellz scoring for? I knew I shoulda picked that nigga up.
Incilin “I knew I shoulda picked that nigga up.”
[||]
Flatline Records 1400
Man, I suck.
Damn 19th place is not a good look for me. 1525 pts??
My title is about to be someone elses 🙁
Jail time for Fox is a good thing. Maybe this will straighten her out. Good luck Boogie
impressive pie chart!
^^^ Incilin,
Good shit my nigga. That link is good money since I never fucks with that wack azz website. I will put the points for all the artists that won awards into their scores. The new totals will be reflected in the next update,
^^ I admit, that site is pretty gay. But it has the SoundScan numbers every week which is why I can’t help but check it out.
Brick productions on the come up!!!
I need Foxy to shoot someone while she’s in jail. How they gon’ lock up Inga now that she’s ballin’ like that?
http://www.amazon.com/Deep-Hearted-Strong-Arm-Steady/dp/B000TZUSR6
^^^ Yo Strong Arm Steady is dropping an album next week and Mitchy Slick is a member, Do I get some points?
http://www.zshare.net/audio/327988571aa77f/
^^^ Mitchy Slick on SAS
^ aka Kweli’s weed carriers
Just kidding Fux (well not really)