Everytime I get ready to kill CURTIS over something that I think he is being selfish or ig’nant about he shows me that he is thinking outside the box and is considering humanity and the greater good.
In an effort to keep young Americans informed about the dangers of terrorism here in the United States FISTY SCENT has teamed up with the Department of Homeland Security to clarify the color coding system of the Terror Threat Levels.
By using colored du-rags FISTY SCENT will illustrate that Hip-Hop cares about America.
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THREAT LEVEL NORMAL
GREEN DU-RAG When FISTY released the ‘Power Of The Dollar’ CD he was wearing a green du-rag from the cash advance that Columbia Records gave him. |
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THREAT LEVEL GUARDED
BLUE DU-RAG Local Southside Queens thugs were jealous of FISTY and his green du-rag so they shot him up. This made him upset and blue, hence the blue du-rag. Also he was in guarded condition from this point on since he was a Federal witness in a money laundering case against a legendary drugpin. |
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THREAT LEVEL ELEVATED
YELLOW DU-RAG The yellow du-rag is for stay alert status and that is how FISTY had to play the streets while his beef with JA-RULE reached a climax. |
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THREAT LEVEL HIGH
ORANGE DU-RAG Orange du-rags had to put on after Jam Master Jay was killed. This is a very high terror alert for FISTY and he had problems with JADAKISS, FAT JOE, NAS, JA RULE and pretty much all of New York. |
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THREAT LEVEL SEVERE
RED DU-RAG We almot got up to the red du-rag when FISTY called out PUFF DIDDY but thankfully the yellow du-rag came back out. All hell will be breaking loose once the red du-rag gets put on. Let’s hope we don’t have to see that one. |
A sincere apology is made to the website contributor RD from us for creating a du-rag post without his expert input (no Weezy F Baby).
Dallas you is funny as hell…Fisty scent I love that shit.
i think bush needs to throw this into the terror alert mix. “we at 50 cent blue level”. i’d feel safer if i heard that, plus its easier to understand than the one thats out now…
classic shit here.
50’s too gully/grimey/greasy/ [insert adjective starting g and ending with y] to fuck with sneakers. he collects money like you collect sneakers.
All you need is a purple joint Dallas and you’ll have all the flavors or Quarter Water a.k.a. Vitamin Water. Can you mofos say 4.2 billion clams!??
-KOEkane
fisty scent…..nasteeeeee.
that is the funniest shit like, ever…