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The Sneaker Fiends United NIKE iD cage match is going down so icy!

Shouts to everybody that sent me their designs. I won’t be able to post all of them because some of you didn’t send me a .jpg file. What’s up with that?! I’m here in a public library with a gotdamn flash drive. Y’all niggas should see how bootlegg my operation is. I need for y’all to give me LESS work to do, not more. Shouts to everyone that follows directions.

If you ain’t got shit to do today and you are in the NYC then come through NIKETOWN for the grand opening of the new iD Design Studio. CLARK KENT will be on the set as well as some other celeb status peoples and even a few internets celebrities. I see you over there PardonMeDuke. Holla at your boy.

NIKETOWN
6 East 57th Street, NYC

Saturday 10-20-2007
12:00pm – 1:00pm
Doors crack @ 10:00am

Enough with the promo already. You already know what it is. If you don’t just sodomize yourself with a salad spoon and a two-liter soda bottle.

Let’s get ready to RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBLE!

I chose these five designs to set shit off because all of these cats went in hard[ll] with their creativity and inspiration. At the end of the day if you take anything of value from this site let it be known that you are part of a creative community.

*sings NaS ‘I Can’ as he brings out challengers*

Crystal Blue Gator Air Max 1

The Blues Brothers never had this much swagger.

Chuuuch!

Mickey D Air Max ’90

How the hell does Ronald McDonald stay so slim after eating all of those effin’ Ghetto Big Macs?!?

The Chronic Air Max 360

“The Chronic. Pure Greens. Nuff said. Too bad they didn’t have browns available, cause we all know you need a little of the brown to add some spice.” –LionXL

Punch Out Air Max 1

Straight laced in all black croc skin (because they’re more aggressive than ‘gators) with a hint of red to symbolize the canvas he would fight on, the gloves that he wore and the blood that he would come to extract in various ways.

In 1987 Iron Mike added the WBA belt to his collection, he was already the youngest and most vicious champ in history and it was also the year that “Tyson Mania” became rampant ie. Nintendo’s release of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The man never faked the funk, and for that reason he became a boxing god.

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.” – Iron Mike

Brown Hornet Air Max 1

I am copping these.

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