How many of you have ever run a marathon?
Do you think it’s possible to run a marathon and…
We would all agree that the marriage of TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES is more fraudulent than a $2 dollar magic show and the SURI childbirth situation is more proof of their fakery fuckery, but why the hell do they need tons of media outlets to lie to the people about HOLMES participation in the NYC marathon?
Are these two fools that desperate for people to see them? Couldn’t these numbskulls have simply just posted up along the marathon route somewhere and passed out water to the actual runners?
So I dug a little deeper into this story only to discover this publicity stunt is part of the new Hollywood x New York City marriage. It turns out that KATIE HOLMES is lobbying to be cast as Wonder Woman for a new feature film being shot in NYC. Awww hell nahh!!! I’ve watched LINDA CARTER. I’ve caught youngling wood looking at LINDA CARTER. I’ve rubbed off that same youngling wood thinking about LINDA CARTER.
You KATIE HOLMES, are no LINDA CARTER.
Katie wasn’t sweating, ran the whole race without a sports bra and lastly, wore a sweatsuit jacket the whole time? YEAH RIGHT. (Not to mention she was wearing heels that same night at a party. After running 26 miles? Highly unlikely.
How much are the Sientologists paying her?
Hmm…Angelina Jolie for Wonder Woman?
Top 5 candidates for the role of Wonder Woman (By me)
1. Nadia Bjorlin (she’s a beast, son!)
2. Jill Wagner (chick from Blade: The Series and them Mercury car commercials)
3. Jessica Biel (she’s only at 3 because she’s turned it down once already..offer shorty more money)
4. Jessica Alba (she’s too damn busy and doesn’t want to role, though)
5. Rachel Nichols (Alias, Ressurecting The Champ, P2) Just dye her hair black and save the money on CGI.
One.
Venus or Serena Williams-Hardbody, ass kicking, ghetto style super heroines no stunt double needed. Shit they are so buff as to make any male say yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee. Ernie
No joke. African-American lady for Wonder Woman would be a step in a new and nice direction. However, my vote is for Halle Barry if only to see her in the invisible jet.
Wasn’t Linda Carter Mexican, maybe Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek can play the role of Wonder Woman.
You DP, are killin’ ’em today.
Is it just me or are Katie Holmes nipples always hard?
I’m sitting all the way over in bumfuck egypt and know she did a Rosie Ruiz…Their relationship is as real as Beyonce and Joe Camel.
PS..while I never even got moist looking at Linda Carter, I will cosign that Katie is no Wonder Woman material… I did see a picture of Persia White on Urban Ink magazine and she looked fierce!
scientologists don’t sweat