26.2 Miles No Sweat For The Lil’ Holmey…

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How many of you have ever run a marathon?

Do you think it’s possible to run a marathon and…

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  • 1) never break a sweat after five and a half hours of running?
  • 2) not wear a bra or chest support to prevent nipple chafing?
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  • 3) be totally over-dressed in your yoga clothes?
  • 4) marry an obviously ghey man?
  • We would all agree that the marriage of TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES is more fraudulent than a $2 dollar magic show and the SURI childbirth situation is more proof of their fakery fuckery, but why the hell do they need tons of media outlets to lie to the people about HOLMES participation in the NYC marathon?

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    Are these two fools that desperate for people to see them? Couldn’t these numbskulls have simply just posted up along the marathon route somewhere and passed out water to the actual runners?

    So I dug a little deeper into this story only to discover this publicity stunt is part of the new Hollywood x New York City marriage. It turns out that KATIE HOLMES is lobbying to be cast as Wonder Woman for a new feature film being shot in NYC. Awww hell nahh!!! I’ve watched LINDA CARTER. I’ve caught youngling wood looking at LINDA CARTER. I’ve rubbed off that same youngling wood thinking about LINDA CARTER.

    You KATIE HOLMES, are no LINDA CARTER.

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    10 Responses to “26.2 Miles No Sweat For The Lil’ Holmey…”

    1. Candice says:

      Katie wasn’t sweating, ran the whole race without a sports bra and lastly, wore a sweatsuit jacket the whole time? YEAH RIGHT. (Not to mention she was wearing heels that same night at a party. After running 26 miles? Highly unlikely.

      How much are the Sientologists paying her?

      Hmm…Angelina Jolie for Wonder Woman?

    2. Dart_Adams says:

      Top 5 candidates for the role of Wonder Woman (By me)

      1. Nadia Bjorlin (she’s a beast, son!)
      2. Jill Wagner (chick from Blade: The Series and them Mercury car commercials)
      3. Jessica Biel (she’s only at 3 because she’s turned it down once already..offer shorty more money)
      4. Jessica Alba (she’s too damn busy and doesn’t want to role, though)
      5. Rachel Nichols (Alias, Ressurecting The Champ, P2) Just dye her hair black and save the money on CGI.

      One.

    3. ernie paniccioli says:

      Venus or Serena Williams-Hardbody, ass kicking, ghetto style super heroines no stunt double needed. Shit they are so buff as to make any male say yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee. Ernie

    4. Tony says:

      No joke. African-American lady for Wonder Woman would be a step in a new and nice direction. However, my vote is for Halle Barry if only to see her in the invisible jet.

    5. E aka Fidel Ca$hFlow says:

      Wasn’t Linda Carter Mexican, maybe Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek can play the role of Wonder Woman.

    6. J™ says:

      You DP, are killin’ ’em today.

    7. Amadeo says:

      Is it just me or are Katie Holmes nipples always hard?

    8. Gee says:

      I’m sitting all the way over in bumfuck egypt and know she did a Rosie Ruiz…Their relationship is as real as Beyonce and Joe Camel.

    9. Gee says:

      PS..while I never even got moist looking at Linda Carter, I will cosign that Katie is no Wonder Woman material… I did see a picture of Persia White on Urban Ink magazine and she looked fierce!

    10. scientologists don’t sweat

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