A SAPPHIC SLAVEDRIVER…

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One of the biggest perceptions that most people have for some reason is that a lesbian is a kind, gentle, understanding, compassionate person. You would be wrong though. A lesbian is more often than not the most evil, calculating, ruthless persona in our society. At least in the case of ELLEN DeGENERES, we can find more of a Machiavellian attitude than a matronly spirit.

People assume lesbians to have the highest regards for human rights, civil rights, workers rights, et al. Well not so much. Most lesbians have a greater concern for animals rights than they do for the needs of fellow humans. ELLEN DeGENERES is so callous she doesn’t even give a shit about a dog, and you all know how much white goes in for dogs? If ELLEN were the president of the United States she would order a nuclear strike on Hawaii just because the weather was too nice.

ELLEN’s latest attempt at ruining the livelihoods of other people has been her unwillingness to honor the labor strike initiated by television and film writers. ELLEN has crossed the picket lines repeatedly in order to continue the taping schedule of her talk show. Her promise to her writing staff was that she would wear the same pair of tennis shoes for every day until the strike has been settled, or until she feels like changing her sneakers.

Whether it is the workers of New York City’s public transportation system, or the television and screen writers guild, we here at DP Dot Com unwaveringly support labor unions and the work they do to maintain the quality of life for the American worker. I respectfully ask you good folks to turn off your televisions while this writers strike is still in effect.

Besides, the internets has way better content.

17 Responses to “A SAPPHIC SLAVEDRIVER…”

  1. ernie paniccioli says:

    Word Life, without UNIONS we would all be making 39 cents an hour an freezing our balls off in a dim lit factory while the bosses smoke big piles of Latvian White.
    And while we’re on the subject of violent Femmes to all you MF’s talking that shit about “Violence Against Women” and trying to use that lame game to get panties and fat pay checks from your righteous noxious lectures why don’t you address the obvious that women with razors have cut more pretty chicks faces than men and are less merciful than a busload of niggers going to Rikers Island? They don’t call them Bull Daggers for nothing. Ernie

  2. Tony says:

    Hell yeah. Dallas has it 100% correct about lapses in compassion by Ellen when it comes to her workers.

    I always tend to think in broad strokes regarding lesbian charity because the idea of two hot ass women kissing each other makes me smile. Still, looking at people for who they really are (warts and all) and eschewing stereotypes is much better than pleasant notions that give tingly feelings – Sometimes at least.

    In the end, Ellen doesn’t seem to care about her people and that says a lot about her character which rubbing on fine ass Portia De Rossi’s ass doesn’t make up for . . . Agreed with Dallas: Turn off the TV watch the internets.

  3. Aunt Jackie says:

    Before Finding Nemo Ellen was one blip away from total obscurity. As a matter of fact it’s a well known fact that she did that move for scale (regular folks rate) just because she was so glad to have main stream work.

    Ellen ain’t never cared about nobody but Ellen, but this strike is really taking it’s toll on my little town. It’s the hundred or so small jobs that she says she’s fighting to save, and the reality is that these Networks are going for straight UNION BUSTING!

    With gas at damn near $4 a gallon and for closures on the rise, I’m not certain how long folks will be able to live with out that cheese…

    I don’t care for Ellen or dogs either for that matter!

  4. Blackwater says:

    Ellen Degenerate doesn’t care about union people.
    I gotta say that unions help keep things balanced however, I do know of some coporate sponsored bullshit unions that only exist as a way to keep the government of a corporations ass too.

    But fuck all that, Ellen ain’t got no ass anyway.

  5. tps12 says:

    I think you can attack Ellen’s anti-labor activities without smearing all lesbians. On the whole I would guess that lesbians are more sympathetic to unions than the general populace. Ellen is no more an authentic representative of lesbians than Bill Cosby is of black people.

  6. the_dallas says:

    ^ When all the good lesbians had the chance to shut Ellen down they instead did nothing ao Ellen became the leader of the lesbian race. Kind of like how G Dubbz came to take over the free world after millions of good people said nothing.

  7. ernie paniccioli says:

    Is it me or does she come across as soulless, pale, pasty and bland without an original idea, thought, or utterance, devoid of humor, intelligence or any form of wit?

  8. blac.sapphic says:

    tps12 …hit the nail on the head.

    Ellen has not and can not become the “leader of the lesbian race”.

    With regard to her inability to respect the rights of those sans fur and four legs …I agree with the sentiment of the majority

    …and I’m queer.
    I could give two shits about Ellen.

    …but don’t misrepresent an entire group with some unfounded stereotypical bullshit.

  9. Chris says:

    She’s terrible. TV is dead. The Wire was the only good show on television.

  10. to diverge from the topic

    the best thing i ever read was the guy who created the write said

    this is a paraphase

    drug dealing is not a moral criss but a economic one

    there a whole generation’s of young adults who cant find work because America does not produce any thing

    crack is the new American steel

    Dallas you a sky zoo fan ?

    An are you on Crackspace?

  11. I mean mysoace

    ::sarcastic tone cant be heard online:::

  12. FYI says:

    On SurgicalStrikes.com, one former, unidentified, writer for her 2001-02 sitcom, “The Ellen Show,” reports she treated her writers “like [bleep].”

    “We’d watch her in rehearsals, smiling and winning us over with her charm and comic timing. Then the director would yell cut, her face would fall, and she’d level a glare at the writers. ‘Why do you keep writing these unfunny jokes?’ she’d hiss.

    “Ellen frequently eviscerated the head writer and . . . boasted of the changes she’d make in season two, starting with his firing.” But, the blogger continues facetiously, the axed writer “was a hack anyway – all he did after leaving was create ‘Arrested Development’ and win two Emmys for writing, another for Best Comedy.”

    The blogger also grumbles that DeGeneres “took to” a friend of his he identifies only as “J” and “put his jokes into her stand-up act, used his words to fill two full pages in her book, then promised him a job on her new show. When he met with a low-level producer, they said he didn’t have the right experience, and Ellen pretended she couldn’t do anything to help.”

    “I’m disappointed in Ellen [for crossing the picket line] but not surprised . . . given what I’ve seen from her with my own two eyes.”

    A TV insider said DeGeneres is unwilling to honor the picket line because “this is her last chance in show business. This show is the only thing keeping her from a lifetime of touring college campuses.”

  13. Amadeo says:

    Damn…is she trying to ingratiate herself to the networks? Job Security much. Is she becoming like the House Lesbian?

    “People are complaining…send for Ellen!”

  14. Gee says:

    “On the whole I would guess that lesbians are more sympathetic to unions than the general populace.”
    That does not make sense! That is akin to saying women are more tolerant of lesbians because they come from within the rank and file…
    Ellen is out for self.
    Respect her and her grind cause she is on it…with or without support.

  15. Yo Dallas I got a new post up here, visit it homie and let me know if you think I went in or not. Big Up on the Kool Moe Dee interview pretty funny

    http://hiphopremix.com/content/view/1010/28/

  16. t-money bags says:

    ellen is on my list of people i’d punch in the face.

    i use her name frequently to insult faggots who think they’re funny…try it, people get pretty offended.

  17. thoreauly77 says:

    D- yeah, she sucks for breaking the lines, but the fact that you are trying to make a correlation between her sexuality and callousness is in itself incredibly callous and fucked up.

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