SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PAPA SMURF

papa smurf

True story… Leave it up to white to take being a ‘Colored Man’ to that proverbial next-next level.

Blue Man Seeks Acceptance

The truest part of the story is that ol’ boy was persecuted for the skin he is in. Can you imagine how fucked the fuck up race relations are in this country when Papa Smurf gets kicked out of Oregon? This is the only state in the union where you can legally marry a farm animal.

Them niggas in Oregon are progressive liberals only as long as you look like them.

Fuck around and watch Blue Man Group sue this nigga for jacking they swagger.

5 Responses to “SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PAPA SMURF”

  1. dpgc says:

    I saw this on my cnn widget. If I was blue I would definitely lose the Papa Smurf beard.

  2. Blackwater says:

    fuck that shit

  3. Aunt Jackie says:

    happy holidays dallas! thanks for all the good music and fantastic action figures!

    Hope you and your lady do it big!

    Big Hugs and Kisses!!
    Nisa

  4. 911 says:

    doesn’t know how to react…

  5. Dude should have played The Beast in the X-Men movies. Eff Kelsey Grammar.

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