A Referendum On Lightskinded Negroes…
What the fuck is going on internets?!? Just last week I proclaimed that 2008 would be the year that lightskinded negroes returned to the top of the non-white food chain. On the strength of entertainers like the ubiquitous BeYonce and the earthen toned entertainer Common we were on a roll.
In just one weekend in January shit has gotten all scary again for us good hair brothers. First, Elliott Wilson, the editor in chief at XXL is killed. Figuratively, I’ll assume, although Harris Publications does put out more gun magazines than your average.
Secondly, the good-haired jig boy pictured above went all Hannibal Lechter and put his girlfriend in his mother’s cook up pot. Christopher Lee McCuin, you are fucking up the racial spectrum. Black people do not cook and eat people. Leave that shit to white along with curling.
Just when I was going to get into my Al B Sure ‘In Effect Mode’ some lightskinded negroes are effing up my swagger. I’m on my way to the supermarket now to pick up some curl activator to place on my altar. Tony Dungy, you need to get a win the weekend and put us back on top of this Black bullshit.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
When I saw this joint on CNN the other day I was shocked to see this shit. There is other ways to eat your girl than murking her and cooking her up. smh
January 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
mmkay…
January 8th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
He was boiling her ear in a pot while her remains were on a plate on the table with a fork sticking out of the top. WHO DOES THIS?
January 8th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
is there gonna be any light on why YN got fired.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
jesus christ man. what is wrong with people?
January 8th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
That is fucked the fuck up
January 8th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
We can’t let this exception ruin the overall return of brownpaperbaggedness. One under cooked donut don’t spoil the whole dozen…
January 8th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
He ain’t got the sense that God gave to the eye thats wanderin’.
Look at that fool’s eyes.
He had nothing to lose. He stumbled on his way out of the nappy gates.
I bet his teeth are fuck’d up as well.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Light skinnedededededededed negros stay losin’.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
‘’Black people do not cook and eat people. Leave that shit to white along with curling.'’
I tried hard not to laugh at this comment, I really did.
January 8th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
damn…there goes that notion that black don’t do shit like this….maybe cuz he is texas????
‘never liked you anyway, pretty motherfucker!’ - Nino Brown
ya’ll been losin since Al B/Christopher Williams joined ya team……
January 8th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
WHY does this psychopath look just like Tom Po from ‘Kickboxer’? Remember that shit with Van Damme?
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/4716/michaelqissicd9.jpg
seriously.
January 8th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
http://jia-tv.com/2008/01/05/the-foolishness-that-is.aspx
January 8th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
aww damn..I read this story and was sort of anxious to see what the dude looked like..when I SAW THIS Psycho I was shocked! wtf are they doing down there in texas…
January 8th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
It’s all that crazy white blood mixed up in there. b/c of white, light stay losing.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I can’t get past the ear in a pot. *SMH*
January 9th, 2008 at 1:00 am
“Secondly, the good-haired jig boy pictured above…”
Juices and berries? Boy that ain’t nuttin’ but a ultra perm…
January 9th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Damn son you jinxed y.n. AND obama.. i never should’ve let you put me up in that post, bad things happen in threes! i’m hitting Cheney’s secret bunker till February.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:13 am
^ Ladies and gentlemen, the InComparable Jay Smooth.
January 9th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
This is crazy…okay when I found out he was Black I was like “Damn, Damn, Damn”.
January 12th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Hey, us lightskinndededd folks never went out of style.
:)
L