A Referendum On Lightskinded Negroes…

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What the fuck is going on internets?!? Just last week I proclaimed that 2008 would be the year that lightskinded negroes returned to the top of the non-white food chain. On the strength of entertainers like the ubiquitous BeYonce and the earthen toned entertainer Common we were on a roll.

In just one weekend in January shit has gotten all scary again for us good hair brothers. First, Elliott Wilson, the editor in chief at XXL is killed. Figuratively, I’ll assume, although Harris Publications does put out more gun magazines than your average.

Secondly, the good-haired jig boy pictured above went all Hannibal Lechter and put his girlfriend in his mother’s cook up pot. Christopher Lee McCuin, you are fucking up the racial spectrum. Black people do not cook and eat people. Leave that shit to white along with curling.

Just when I was going to get into my Al B Sure ‘In Effect Mode’ some lightskinded negroes are effing up my swagger. I’m on my way to the supermarket now to pick up some curl activator to place on my altar. Tony Dungy, you need to get a win the weekend and put us back on top of this Black bullshit.

‘Black Coach’ theme song – Jay Smooth @ illdoctrine dot com

21 Responses to “A Referendum On Lightskinded Negroes…”

  1. Big Homie says:

    When I saw this joint on CNN the other day I was shocked to see this shit. There is other ways to eat your girl than murking her and cooking her up. smh

  2. Mugen Spiegel says:

    mmkay…

  3. Candice says:

    He was boiling her ear in a pot while her remains were on a plate on the table with a fork sticking out of the top. WHO DOES THIS?

  4. N.O. u no says:

    is there gonna be any light on why YN got fired.

  5. thoreauly77 says:

    jesus christ man. what is wrong with people?

  6. Mel says:

    That is fucked the fuck up

  7. 40 says:

    We can’t let this exception ruin the overall return of brownpaperbaggedness. One under cooked donut don’t spoil the whole dozen…

  8. prynsex says:

    He ain’t got the sense that God gave to the eye thats wanderin’.

    Look at that fool’s eyes.

    He had nothing to lose. He stumbled on his way out of the nappy gates.

    I bet his teeth are fuck’d up as well.

  9. prynsex says:

    Light skinnedededededededed negros stay losin’.

  10. Nigeria says:

    ”Black people do not cook and eat people. Leave that shit to white along with curling.”

    I tried hard not to laugh at this comment, I really did.

  11. Lion XL says:

    damn…there goes that notion that black don’t do shit like this….maybe cuz he is texas????

    ‘never liked you anyway, pretty motherfucker!’ – Nino Brown

    ya’ll been losin since Al B/Christopher Williams joined ya team……

  12. F says:

    WHY does this psychopath look just like Tom Po from ‘Kickboxer’? Remember that shit with Van Damme?

    http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/4716/michaelqissicd9.jpg

    seriously.

  13. LL says:

    aww damn..I read this story and was sort of anxious to see what the dude looked like..when I SAW THIS Psycho I was shocked! wtf are they doing down there in texas…

  14. Combat Jack says:

    It’s all that crazy white blood mixed up in there. b/c of white, light stay losing.

  15. Candice says:

    I can’t get past the ear in a pot. *SMH*

  16. twerkolator says:

    “Secondly, the good-haired jig boy pictured above…”

    Juices and berries? Boy that ain’t nuttin’ but a ultra perm…

  17. Jay Smooth says:

    Damn son you jinxed y.n. AND obama.. i never should’ve let you put me up in that post, bad things happen in threes! i’m hitting Cheney’s secret bunker till February.

  18. the_dallas says:

    ^ Ladies and gentlemen, the InComparable Jay Smooth.

  19. Tiffany says:

    This is crazy…okay when I found out he was Black I was like “Damn, Damn, Damn”.

  20. lola gets says:

    Hey, us lightskinndededd folks never went out of style.
    🙂
    L

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