Cry Me A River…

t.o.

Everyone is filled with tears right now from TERRELL OWENS to BRITNEY SPEARS to HILLARY CLINTON. I don’t believe all these crybabies are giving us anything more than alligator tears. There are plenty of people with legitimate reasons to open their tear ducts. Let’s give those folks some shine here at the site.

tejada MIGUEL TEJADA
You see that MARION JONES caught a bad one from her bogus testimony on steroids. What do you think the government has in store for Chico Escuela? “Beisbol has benn berry, berry good to me.” Prison? Not so much…

boston Boston
What city could have the best professional sports teams in the three major American sports yet still have the dumbest fucking populace in the country. It’s time for Bostonians to stop effing each other in the A and watch some ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’. It’s a cartoon Boston. Please kill yourselves after the Super Bowl.

stockbroker Stockbrokers
At what point do these money changing scumbags start jumping from their office windows? It won’t be soon enough. Kiss your retirement goodbye. Fuck a 401k, I’m buying myself a coffin.

iraq mother Mothers In Iraq
Blackwater and friends are still in the building. That fact makes you ladies the biggest losers for the fifth year in a row.

4 Responses to “Cry Me A River…”

  1. lola gets says:

    Yes, lets have some legitimate reasons for crying, ok? I know the shits all relative, but damn people, have some perspective!

    L

  2. Dart_Adams says:

    I’m gonna write a blog on the one year anniversary detailing exactly what was happening in Boston from my end as it was happening. How fuckin’ embarassing that deal was.

    One,

  3. Amadeo says:

    I won’t believe Hilly has cried since childhood until I see snot bubbles.

    The ATHF thing is now my sword, since Massholes favorite teams have been winning they got real annoying. You guys were good loser…as winners, not so much.

  4. I’ll have to thank you for the success today

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