Thank you sweet Black History Month Jesus for giving us this extra day of February to freeze our nuttsachs off celebrating Africa.

If there is one thing I would like to accomplish in my life it would be to move Black History Month to the same time of the year as “Harlem Week”. This way we can get all this Black Bullshit over with at the same time.

Plus, you can’t celebrate Blackness properly when shit is bricker than a muv up in this muv.

As usual, DP Dot Com likes to celebrate shit by giving away crap to his faithful readers. So along with this website’s FaceBook contest we will have a ‘Name That Negro’ music quiz. Whomever gets the most correct answers will win a FREE copy of the ‘Deep Cover’ DVD. This movie stars LAURENCE ‘Don’t Call Me Larry’ FISHBURNE as well as 40 DAWG’s role model, CLARENCE WILLIAMS III. “Deep Cover’ is widely considered to be required viewing as part of the Hip-Hop genre’s cinematic canon.

I also have another copy left of ‘Escape From New York’ which stars ISAAC HAYES as the underworld godfather in a post-apocalyptic New York City. And as an added treat I will also give away my personal copy of the ‘Red Sonja’ movie starring a pre-crackhead, pre-Flavor Flav BRIGETTE NIELSEN.

Like all the great slap-box champions would say, “Go for what you know…”








** Post Script: [ll] and nullus to all this slow shit. This was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day podcast. Shit dropped late. So sue me.


  1. The Maven says:

    DP, I like this kinda shit. Thanks.

    Here’s my stab at it.

    1-Sugar Free, Juicy; 2-Stay, Chaka & Rufus; 3-You Gonna Make Me Love Somebody Else, The Jones Girls; 4-Papillion (Hot Butterfly), Chaka; 5-This is Teddy P. or him with the H. Melvin, not sure of the title; 6-Sweet Thing, Chaka; 7-The Masquerade Is Over, don’t know the artist, but this song has been covered a lot.

    How did I do? LOL!

  2. the_dallas says:

    “I want to see some asses shaking and some titties jiggling up in here!” – (c)Morris Day,’Purple Rain’

    The Maven just rocked shit but I know one of y’all can come up on the entire quiz of artists and titles.

  3. CeezDiem says:

    i think its david porters masquerade is over.
    #5 beats me

  4. Candice says:

    #5- It’s You I love by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes featuring the panty dropper, Teddy Pendergrass on lead vocals

  5. P-Matik says:

    That ain’t David Porter’s version.

  6. Jaislayer says:

    1. Mtume- Sugar Free

    2. Rufus featuring Chaka Khan- Stay

    3. The Jones Girls- You Gonna Make Me Love Somebody Else

    4. Chaka Khan- Papillion

    5. Teddy Pendergrass- It’s You I Love

    6.Rufus Featuring Chaka Khan- Sweet Thing

    7. David Porter- The Masquerade is Over

  7. Jaislayer says:

    I think # 7 is David Porter’s The Masquerade is Over. I caught this on a Shaolin Soul CD. Biggie & LL Cool J sampled this joint. I think The Wu did also. David Porter is no joke. Peace.

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