THIS CAN’T BE LIFE…

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Before this convo goes any further I will need y’all to read this article from the Wall Street Journal…

Violence Roils Black Funeral Parlors

What the fuck is going on Black people? Have gang members become such cowards that they will target funeral services? Where does this behavior come from? To tell you the truth, it’s not that I’m even shocked. Let’s face it, white fucks everything up. What white isn’t busy fucking the fuck up is left for the Blacks to eff up. And the Mexicans. I don’t see the Chinese fucking up too much shit right now.

Other than Tibet.

Who the fuck shoots up a funeral? That is some supreme cowardice shit right there. Sorry white folks, but that is some shit y’all are world renowned for. Smallpox infected blankets, hooded Klansmen, Nazism, David Hasselhoff, that’s all white shit right there. I can’t imagine some Black dude coming up with the idea to shoot up a funeral on his own. This is the only day some of these fools will wear a gotdamned suit and shoes. NOT athletic shoes, but real shoes.

Then again maybe some of these fools deserved to be shot up at a funeral. I can think of several reasons why I might shoot someone at a funeral…

  • That motherfucker wore sneakers
  • That motherfucker wore Timberlands
  • That motherfucker wore a motherfucking doo rag
  • That motherfucker wore prison platts
  • The facts still remain that Blacks are finding new ways to redesign the paradigm for fratricide. I can’t even technically call the information contained in this WSJ article fratricide either. Just because the victims were all Black, and all poor, doesn’t mean that they were any more related to each other or community conscious than other folks of so called different races.

    I have to constantly remind myself that Blacks find themselves in the Americas largely due to the willingness of other Blacks within their regional city/state to capture, kidnap and sell them to arab and european traders.

    Maybe it’s time to stop using the terms ‘brotha’ and ‘sista’ along with ‘my nigga’.

    None of these labels seem appropriate any longer.

    14 Responses to “THIS CAN’T BE LIFE…”

    1. infamous says:

      Yeah….it’s even happening in Brooklyn:
      http://gothamist.com/2008/03/31/brooklyn_mother_2.php

    2. Big Homie says:

      ^ Yup I read about that the other day as well, which is sad. Calvari or whatever his name is must of pissed someone off or something. My guess is whoever shoots up a funeral probably had a reason to. We see it in movies and shit.

      LOL at the reasons DP would shoot up a funeral. Good thing you wasn’t at Pimp C’s funeral or you would be poppin off constantly.

    3. CeezDiem says:

      i blame the raps music!
      (j/k…kind of)

      How many rappers rhyme about “shootin up your funeral” nonchalantly? There must be at least ONE reference to it in like 6 out 10 rap albums, i think. It’s as common as putting “ya brains on ________ (dashboard, pavement, your fitted, etc)”.

      As a young dumb ass thug, if you keep hearing about it in all these songs maybe it starts to make sense. Like “Oh yeah, that’s a good idea!”.

      Granted, this shit aint new. As soon as there was gang warfare, there was some 1star thug ‘general’ thinking it makes ‘tactical’ sense.
      1)All his boys are gonna be there.
      2)We look ruthless as a result.

      I’m waitin for that Chapelle show skit where they steal the body and dress dude up like a girl to actually happen.

      cest la vie

    4. Dart_Adams says:

      That is extremely disappointing. The sad thing is that I’m not even shocked at it happening. THAT fact, in turn depresses me.

      Come the fuck on Black people!

      One.

    5. Combat Jack says:

      ^”How many rappers rhyme about “shootin up your funeral” nonchalantly? There must be at least ONE reference to it in like 6 out 10 rap albums”

      Co-sign. I can’t remember the first time I heard reference to a funeral shoot out (maybe late ’90’s Hova), but I thought it was effin hillarious. These days, not so much. G-Unit stay shootin at caskets, mommas and preachers on they mixtapes. I get the joke, but these yung’uns mos def don’t.
      Didja hear about this one?:

      http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/040208/geo_264111446.shtml?loc=interstitialskip

    6. Vee says:

      Still reading the WSJ article. Crazy and sad.
      I definitely do not get it.

      This truly can not be life. I know life is harsh and it would probably make sense if these events were confined to one particular region but the report is stating that this is occurring throughout many black communities. That’s a major issue.

      While I don’t think cRap music deserves direct blame, there’s some material out there that’s definitely destructive.

      Reference: Check out Biggie.

    7. Vee says:

      “the business of burial insurance — policies sold by directors to help customers pay in advance for funeral costs — is also morphing. Rather than purchase policies for just themselves, mothers and grandmothers are now taking out policies for younger family members, too.” – WSJ article.

      No wealth to pass on.

    8. spider says:

      Killa Cam had a song on his recent mixtape called “Dead the Funeral”

      “shoot the wake up/ dead the funeral”

      is it messed up for me to find it clever to a point?

    9. Ernest Paniccioli says:

      Remember the Grand Wizard of Bitch Ass Punks-Guiliani aka Juliesanus. He had his goon squad raid a Haitian Funeral procession in Brooklyn and arrested mourners who were not pleased with their treatment. It was a funeral for Dorismond who was murdered by the boys in blue for not buying drugs in a nickel and dime undercover sting.
      Sadly for him Dorismond’s mom was called Mama Haiti and she put some hard shit on his ass. Both him and his Police Chief goon both came down with testicle cancer. The Moral of this story, leave people the fuck alone at their funerals. Doing otherwise shows a barbarism and a disrespect for both life and death and a violation of our ancient customs. Ernie

    10. thoreauly77 says:

      this is repulsive. what. the. fuck?

    11. ike says:

      enough with the blame the White man spiel. not every news item about Black ppl needs some reminder about White ppl.

      the effects of slavery weren’t so devastating that we are forever doomed to this kind of bottom living. anyone who believes otherwise might as well just pack it in now and give up.

      I’m tired of this helpless victim shit.

    12. prynsex says:

      I’m kinda salty that Cincinnati had to be put on the map like that. I must be sleep under a rock somewhere b/c I’ve only heard of ONE incident where shots were fired at a burial and that was recently. Although my bedtime is at 8. LOL

      My first eye opening experience of someone shooting up a funeral was in the movie “Colors”. Everybody and they mama was in that joint. I have to agree with the person who stated that reference to Biggie saying something about killing at a funeral.

      Dead at the reasons for shootin up a funeral. (pun intended)

      Dead at the Chappelle episode too. They even stepped on his shoes. Now that was some funny shit.

      Cincinnati stay losin’: Chris Henry is back in jail…….dumbass.

    13. Tiffany says:

      LoL @ your list DP. If I could get away with it, I would hit up the ones just walking down the street looking foolish like this. It’s time for this grown boys to grow up and act like men.

      I haven’t heard about anything like this here is Milwaukee, but if it’s happening every where else, it will eventually happen here. Our city has a bunch of coward ass follower folks that have absolutely no respect for the living nor for the dead. This idiot minded ish is keeping the funeral homes in business (for now) and keeping shows like the First 48 and Crime 360 on the air. Black men stay losing and get the bad rap due to these clowns. Ish ain’t cool. Folks need to stop looking so dumb. Get up and get something. Damn.

    14. Jen says:

      dear ike:

      i respectfully dissent.

      i believe the first black kid who decided to shoot up a funeral got the idea from a story he heard from his grandmother about the klan down south.

      i know i will always remember the story my granny told me about how the klan went searching for her cousin, so they hid him and shipped him up north and told him to never come back–not even for his mother’s funeral.

      sure enough, years later, the klan showed up at the man’s mama’s funeral.

      and, no, he didn’t even rape a white woman.

      i am only sorry that the children have decided to adopt the atrocious behavior of the klan.

      j

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