All that alliteration to say Indian infant Two-Face…
Most of you humps are too young to remember the Bhopal chemical disaster in India twenty five years ago. That was some shit that was fucked the fuck up. Union Carbide, an American company that produces industrial chemicals had some kind of crazy gas leak that merc’ked a gotdamned city in their sleep. Peep this description of the early morning hours right after the explosion of the tanks holding the toxic chemicals…
“Security staff were the first ones to be killed – even before they could react to the sound of the explosion. Those who fell were not picked up by anybody, they just kept falling, and were trampled on by other people. People climbed and scrambled over each other to save their lives – even cows were running and trying to save their lives and crushing people as they ran.”
“In those apocalyptic moments no one knew what was happening. People simply started dying in the most hideous ways. Some vomited uncontrollably, went into convulsions and fell dead. Others choked to death, drowning in their own body fluids. Many died in the stampedes through narrow gullies(small roads) where street lamps burned a dim brown through clouds of gas.”
“The force of the human torrent wrenched children’s hands from their parents’ grasp. Families were whirled apart,”
That sounds crazy like how that tsunami jumped off, except this disaster was even worse because the effects still linger in the DNA of those who survived. How else are you going to have a two-faced baby and kids with twenty plus toes and fingers?
I know I pitch a bitch along with El Gringo Colombiano about outsourcing and trade deficits and blah-blah-blah, but if I have to have a Chernobyl brewing in my backyard with generations of mutant(no X-Men) babies just in order to have a few hundred factory jobs I say no thank you. Let those Hindurabic motherfuckers get ALL of that work.
My fat ass will sit behind a desk and play Soduko Solitaire.
Total Recall
I remember when it happened because I wrote a current events report on it in 3rd grade.
That is some heavy shit, for real. I didn’t know anything about that, I was just 2 years old. That’s crazy.
Is that what’s wrong with the water over there too? I mean besides the Ganges being a burial ground or whatever. Jesus. Shocking as hell.
The world has gone mad. Scratch that…the insanity is just more visible.
I was talking to my friend on the phone about this and the one thing we spent the most time talking about was that they’re probably gonna fight over who has to face the wall when they’re watching TV (or reading Dallas Penn).
“Its you turn. I faced the wall during last week’s episode of The Office.”
po babies : (
Three words.
Three. Mile. Island.
And it’s amazing how many people in that area die of cancer. Isn’t NYC upwind from that? Hmm…I’m droppin loot on the newest North Face coat and taking my ass to Antarctica soon. Well, until it melts. Mhm. Riiiiight.