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If you haven’t seen the movie ‘Gattaca’ I suggest you do so if only to peep UMA THURMAN when she was undoubtedly the sexiest chick on this here planet Earth. ‘Gattaca’ was so futuristic I decided to invest heavily in biotech engineering stocks. I was so fucking sure we would have cloned humans by now. That was 10 years ago and those stocks plummeted when G Dubbz first took office. I do use the word “took” in the literal pejorative sense of course.

Just a little over two years ago Congress passed a law allowing law enforcement agencies to collect DNA samples for ANYONE that was detained. I agreed with DNA collection from convicted felons, but this shit is a bit excessive now. The problem with all of these centralized databases is that they are established and monitored by private firms who share their information with not just the government, but anyone asking for it. Not if I asked for it, or of you asked for it, but let’s say Blue Cross asked for it because they were reviewing my application to be a client of their insurance plan.

BAM!

My DNA speaks of my predisposition to diabetes, heart disease and whatever shit these fucks don’t want to pay health insurance for. You better believe that Blue Cross or whomever is going to use this information for that purpose since they stand to save billions in expenses. I was asleep at the fucking wheel when this passed through Congress, or actually, I was at my day job concerned with paying my mortgage and keeping my lights on. These fucktards from Congress are steadily mailing our asses to the highest bidder like this shit is fucking eBay.

Speaking of eBay…

Just got my copy of ‘Ninja Scroll‘ on DVD. Snail mail list be on the lookout for your DVD.

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