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What the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ has meant to countless weirdos is exactly what ‘Purple Rain’ means to me. It’s a chance for me to sing and dance with one the baddest, funkiest, most hardbody… Yes, I said it, MOST HARDBODY brothers to ever put shit d-d-d-down on these broads.

I don’t say this shit just because Prince Rogers Nelson is my friend on Facebook. I say this shit because Prince has touched more fine tail than the toilets at the Playboy mansion. Prince has beat the seat of of starlets like Kim Basinger, Vanity, Mayte, Olivia Newton-John, Sheila E., Cybil Shepherd, Chaka Khan, Sinead O’Connor (who is fly for a bald chick). I respect that man’s portfolio and I wouldn’t mind coming after him [ll].

Sloppy seconds is all I ever wanted in the first place.

Fuck around if you want NYC, this is where I am posting up tonight…

River Flicks For Grown Ups presents ‘Purple Rain’
July 23rd – 8:00pm
Pier 54 – West 14th Street @ 11th Avenue

Boo Brown, I see you out there playboy, let’s hit up that Remy Martin obama afterwards.

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