Civil War In Georgia? Wash, Rinse, Repeat…

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Maybe there is some incommutable law written into the fabric of the universe that says “any place named Georgia has to set on fire every 150 years or so“?

Ever since the USA destabllized Russia with our fast food and denim jeans there have been all these little uprisings from the ‘Stans.

Uzbekestan
Turkmenistan
Azerbijan-Stan
Stan Feingold (he just dislikes Russia on G.P.)

Moscow is still as hardbody as they were in the olden days. Them fools is quick to drop some shells on a line of people waiting to get a loaf of bread.

Imagine if the U.S. did that shit to the poor fucks in some area just because they were poor and hungry?


*reflects on Hurricane Starrkeysha*

Damn.

I have been noticing recently that a lot of Russians are emigrating to America. They are filling some of the service positions that a different Asian immigrant would normally occupy. From Dunkin’ Donuts counter people to the cashiers at the truck stops along the Interstate routes, I recognize Russians for their distinct ethnic similarities.

With everyone moving to Atlanta as it is I am sure there are Russians who are relocating there simply because the state is named Georgia.

Ha, just what the Peachtree State needed, more crazy azz white.

5 Responses to “Civil War In Georgia? Wash, Rinse, Repeat…”

  1. the snow donkey says:

    russia is staging this fuckery to destabilize western oil, which is located in Georgia. Which is why the US has been helping Georgia get into the UN.
    Always follow the black magic when this type shit goes down.

    oh, and side walk pimpin changed my life….

  2. P.Villa says:

    I co-sign that bit about Russians takin’ over the fast food industry… The same chick that gave me the number 2 at McD’s was givin’ me a two piece at the KFC across the street 4 hours later… that’s when I realized that I had a serious eating problem…

  3. J™ says:

    word on the fast food indrustry.

    I like to check on this Russian breezy at Sonic every now and then to get my fix on that accent. Also, I know you East Coaster’s don’t know anything about Sonic, but if you ever see one in your travels, stop. You’ll thank me later.

    On Georgia, shit is crazy. I see this getting a lot worse. That “cease fire” seems to be working as well as all the cease fires and treaties between Palestine and Israel.

  4. the_dallas says:

    This Russian lady works at my office and she has a super sweet seat, plus she has her walk together. She knows I be looking too. And she dares me to try to put it on her. How you think the Russians keep from freezing in Siberia? Trust me, it ain’t just the vodka.

  5. Amadeo says:

    Guy Ritchie had it down…”Sneaky fucking Russians.”

    That’s why them Russian criminals are so hardcore.

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