POLITRICKS 2008: O.P.P. > G.O.P.

beauty queen

I want to bet someone that the extent of McCAIN’s vetting process was learning that SARAH PALIN was a former beauty queen from Alaska.

I can see the old man calling PALIN “a sweet cunt.”

What?!? Are you forgetting that those are his words!

I have to admit that I’m smitten with PALIN myself. She is doing her damnedest to be a GILF that can get it, but good.

I’m the dude that is always looking to see who is pulling the strings like the Wizard of Oz. What will SARAH PALIN speak about tonight at the Republican National Convention? She could pull that beauty queen trick out her bag where those chicks cry a lot.

Remember when HILLARY almost cried that time? She had that sniff-pause-sniff. The MSM press went “Oooooooooooh.” The following days headline was all about a heartfelt HILLARY. Sheeeeeeeit. HILLARY is a stone-cold customer in the game of politricks. For that ice queen to shed a tear she would need an industrial powered evaporator in her pantsuit’s pocket. But you get the point.

HILLARY was no beauty queen though. Imagine how hot PALIN would be if she had NO kids and no dumbass husband?

BILL CLINTON would declare himself a Republican.

You know PALIN likes to get it in too, not just because of all the kids she already has, but because she wanted Alaska to secede from the United States. Whoa! Alaska has so much oil and and so few people they could become one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Definitely the top dog in this hemisphere.

Now that is some crazy retro-confederate madness.

4 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: O.P.P. > G.O.P.”

  1. DirtyJerz says:

    Word is Bawn! DP, I slept on the GILF factor in alla this!
    “Imagine how hot PALIN would be if she had NO kids and no dumbass husband?”

    John McCain prah’li already sees through all this bad press and factored alla that in. In-house-freakazoid-Eskimo-snatch…noyce!!

  2. Candice says:

    Maybe the GILF factor was the deciding factor during his 15 minute interview. Who needs a vetting process?

    He married his last Stepford mistress so I put nothing past him.

  3. Combat Jack says:

    She’s a real scary ass broad for real. But… I’d hit it.

  4. hiphopmuse says:

    homegirl looks crazy about the eyes, imo.

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