Smarten Up Gaza…

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Israel has spent enough time fucking around with the Palestinians already. If this were back in the days America then the Palestinians would already have been given their free winter blankets laden with smallpox. If Israel were as serious about supremacy as they pretend to be they would have been kidnapping Palestinian children like the Australians do to the aborigine. Memo from Tel Aviv: the time for bullshitting is over with.

The sooner Israel does their Khmer Rogue impression the sooner the handful of Palestinians left can transform their image in the same way the native Americans did. You may not remember that after the native Americans realized that the Euro settlers weren’t just on holiday all shit broke fool. The native American nations were labeled terrorist organizations and the colonial government got on that shoot to kill shit they pull out when a land grab is on.

The native Americans lacked the coordination and the overall hardware to fucks with the colonials. It didn’t take too long before they were overwhelmed with technology and brute force. No one can withstand that combination. That’s like chasing crystal meth with Hennessy and Red Bull. But just for good measure the native Americans were smacked up with some wicked biological warfare to make sure they knew their place.

This is how Israel will have to deal with the Palestinians once and for all. The settlers are just like the colonists. They like the land and they ain’t gonna leave it. Technology and brute strength will insure that the settlers stay in place. This scenario has been repeated ad nauseam throughout human history. Find a Carthagenean if you can and ask him how Rome did their thing. The sooner Israel satisfies their genocidal tendencies the sooner the Palestinians will have the chance to live prosperously. Those that are left, you know, ABBAS and a few of his friends.

Look at the native Americans and all the benefits they have now because they only exist primarily in museums. There is the Mohegan Sun and countless other “Injun” themed gambling resorts. The native Americans have also been immortalized throughout the institutions of higher learning and professional sports as the mascot of choice. If the Palestinians would just hurry the fuck up and die I don’t see why we couldn’t swap our beloved Chief Wahoo for a Sheik Abu.

Smarten up Gaza.


13 Responses to “Smarten Up Gaza…”

  1. R. Diddy says:

    “The Time for Bullshitting is over with” = HAWWWWWWWW HAWWWWW!!! on the ground dying….lol..them mufuckas been beefin for a grip…isnt time to turn the attention and bombs on Busta Bust for that “Arab Money”? Thats more of a religious not only Puff daddy samples shit, but samples shit from the Holy Book…Holy Cow! and Holy Molley donut shop!!!!!!

  2. No Mames Buey says:

    the portion of Israeli military, politrickians, & citizens that part of this Warmongerer faction, are as TERRORIST as Al Qaeda is terrorist.

    How do you murk 300+ people, including dozens of women & children, without being a terrorist?

    If Palestinians murked 300+ Israelis, the US Media talking point would be “this is Israel’s 9/11”.

    IMHO my naive take on what might could achieve peace maybe. I acknowledge that this is prolly merely a pipe dream [||]

    1 there needs to be a pair of pragmatic & peaceful leaders/Prime Minister/HNIC of Israel & Palestine. They also need high charisma, on the Obama or Reagan level, to sell the plan to a 70%+ majority of their citizens. Now is a golden window, since we have such a smart/pragmatic/charasmatic US Pres with Obama, IF Obama can take a neutral stance & not be a extremist Israel AIPAC pawn/weed carrier (jury is out on this topic).

    2 relatively fair borders. The Israeli “colonists” in Palestine have to move.

    3 Israel subsidize decent infrastructure in Palestine for schools, hospitals, water, etc. Stop raping Palestine for its water resources, for instance. Maybe trade with Cuba for some physicians.

    4 Israel set up offshore outsourcing companies & sites in Palestine for factories, call centers, radiologists, accounting, software engineering, etc. The Palestinian economy is prolly so focked up, that they could beat even India & China, on pricing. Also, no racism jic, but there are mad Jewish CEOs/TIs/etc globally that would do business with offshore outsourcing with an Israel/Palestinian company if they think it could help with peace, plus enrich their cousins in Tel Aviv.

    5 The 2 PMs agressively capture any remaining Israeli & Palestinian terrorists who can’t get on board with the above plans.

  3. Aunt Jackie says:

    I’m so damn mad at the other Arab countries for sitting around with their thumbs in the asses, while my Israeli friends still feel comfortable going back to Israel for Hannakah!


    Palestinians are being treated like the people of New Orleans after Katrina…left to die!

    How does Israel assault unarmed citizens and call it a war? Bush is gonna bow out of this mess and leave Barack to see how down he really is for his Jewish friends. This shit is a mess on all levels!

  4. Marvelous Mo says:

    totally off topic….

    DP wtf happened to your site this morning? I nearly died.

  5. mercilesz says:

    wow. Barack is all 4 this shit. My Father was born in 1949 Israel was born in 1948…That is not a country.It’s a bunch of dudes from europe and brooklyn with guns who don’t even follow their own commandments.”Thall shall not steal thall shall not kill…Thall shall not covet their neighbors wife…read property.The Zionists worked hand in hand with the apartheid government of South Africa and basically are doing the same thing to the palestinians that yes D the aussies did the natives and the euros did to the indians and the arabs did to the africans.This has to stop but it wont because brown people are not looked at as human. oh well

  6. You know posting this on xxl it is like a “bulimic on a see saw”.

    I feel bad both ends suffer

    They need to find another way then war

    But commenting on my black berry makes me feel like I am marty mcfly

    ;;Grabs future Nikes::

    Off topic but anybody remember the rumor of kanye bring out the BTF2 Nikes?

  7. the_dallas says:

    ^ I was at Ta-Nehisi Coates site and read a post that reminded me how ill supremacy works in the popular media.

    In Back 2 The Future, Michael J. Fox travels back in time and one of the things he does is teaches Chuck Berry how to play the guitar.

    Ha. Take that Black people and your claim to rock and roll.

  8. mercilesz says:

    ha ha @ the chuck berry

  9. Tony says:

    Straight up F-ing wisdom.

    The comparison is apt and the explanation is the best I’ve heard so far.

    Damn Dallas, still hitting them out of the park when everybody else is on Holiday.


  10. Rick in PV says:

    Colonists? You kill me. Ever read the Bible?

  11. R. Diddy says:

    Like I said sensative heads…”Holy Moley Donut Shop”…dumb bitches.

  12. Landon Pett says:

    love these stories

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