Twitter HaXorz Go Biggtime…

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Twitter is shitting on the blogosphere. I can create a drop(post) using 140 characters including spaces and punctuation. That’s already less characters than I’ve used in this post so far. It is effectually microblogging and it is rumbling across the internets like a stampede of wild rhinoceratti. Twit with me @ DP2FTV.

I love that shit, but it was already showing signs of dying by virtue of popularity. The fact that people are Twitting while working, driving, eating, and even while sleeping has added to the streams of inanity insanity. Who the fuck cares what you just ate for lunch? Oh, avocado salad? That sounds tasty. Man, fuck that shit! And now some haXorz have infiltrated the Twitter database and taken over the accounts of celebrities.

Here are some of the Twitter entries that the haXorz posted…

FOX FOX News
“Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay”

cnn sanchez CNN’s RICK SANCHEZ
“i am high on crack right now might not be coming into work today”

britney BRITNEY SPEARS
“Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you on the size of my vag”

I need some haXorz to take over this site, but I need them to post content about sneakers, comic books and the best places to leave deuces in NYC. Then I can finally get some sleep at night.

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7 Responses to “Twitter HaXorz Go Biggtime…”

  1. Luq says:
    January 6, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Speaking of Comics… not sure if you’ve seen this, but it had some good stuff on it…
    http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=19367

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  2. M formally ReadyRoc says:
    January 6, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Yeah with the advent of twit spam and the myspace mafia coming on board….it’s dying pretty quick. I got involved late in the game but I’m seeing folks who barely even have an email address on there now so…….

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  3. Encyclopedia Black says:
    January 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Are you hating on my avocado salad from the other night? I was mad as fuck because by the time I got to GCT, I was starving. Should have gone in extra-hard [II] on the Colombian. My mistake. Lesson learned.

    Good looking on the Dunk book and the scarf.

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  4. jdotnicholas says:
    January 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    “Who the fuck cares what you just ate for lunch? Oh, avocado salad? That sounds tasty. Man, fuck that shit!”

    That’s my mindset everytime I check my account.

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  5. the_dallas says:
    January 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Not your avocado salad EB, them other fools…

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  6. Encyclopedia Black says:
    January 7, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Still regretting holding back on the Colombian food.

    Have you seen authentic Nike Air “Still Snapping Necks” shirt anywhere but that one spot with the suspect prices in Jamaica last weekend?

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  7. HowfreshEats says:
    January 7, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Avocados almost killed me.

    And I concur 100% on mindless twitter ramblings.

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