This is the part of the morning where I like to give you my real talk.
Yes, there are intelligent life forms in the universe.
No, we are not smart enough to fuck with them.
Do you think the maker of heaven and Earth maxed out with the human being?
Really?
We can’t even replicate on our own. Sure we can have eight kids via in vitro fertilization, but that still required all kinds of other people to administer.
The day that we can replicate via thought is when we will be getting a step closer to being like the most advanced species.
^ goodie. i can’t wait until e.t.and crew come through and shock the ish outta mankind.
Now I just need to figure out how to communicate, “I’m not with these folks.”
PLEASE dont let the next higher intellect speak ‘effin Swedish…
the problem is c aka the speed of light. Physicists say “warp drive” aka speed > c is impossible in this universe.
As crazy as it sounds, it might be easier to create some type of black hole-like singularity & cop ur own universe, than go faster than c in this universe. That’s what the physicists told me on History Channel’s “The Universe”
This would explain why no aliens are fockin with us. When a intelligent civilization matures technologically & runs out of resources in their solar system, they copp their own new universe to migrate into.
*bumps The Roots & Common “When U-N-I-Verse at War”*
@ Amadeo, I wonder how to communicate in alien the phrase “Aw, you must mean them niggas over yonder…”
(pointing in the direction of the nearest suburb)