Remember last month when I told you that chunky JESSICA SIMPSON was one of the baddest bitches on two wheels? Some of y”all dudes str8 up slept on her talking about how the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ JESSICA was better. Chea ya’ right! It looks like the reason I was sweating the thick chick JESSICA is because in times of economic uncertainty the same neural receptors that favor accumulating resources also favor full figured women.
It’s like there’s something in a man’s brain that tells us that lean times are in front of us and then that everlasting biological survival mode kicks in and we start to eyefuck all the ladies with the big drawls. I feel like I have been ahead of the game for some time. From the gate I only fuxed with fat OPRAH. The slim OPRAH was like an evil robot. Most chicks don’t look right either when they downsize from thick to thin. You just knew ANNA NICOLE SMITH was about to crash and burn when she slimmed down.
Watch how many thick chicks become pop starlet superstars the longer our economy stays fucked the fuck up. JENNIFER HUDSON. KELLY CLARKSON. MADEA?!? We are about to find out how much our collective conscious can handle the idea of being impoverished. I wonder if this is how shit was during the time of PAUL RUBENS (no Pee Wee Herman)? Thick chicks were the cats pajamas back then too. If the stock market tumbles just a little further I may have to eBay myself the Queen Latifah swimsuit calendar.
Thank god for widescreen HD during Kelly Clarkson’s SNL performance last weekend.
Fat bitches will kill an aspect ratio.
lol @ fat bitches…they´re sucks,okay they maybe got an positiv crakter then these top models…but comon man,fat bitches are ugly…
these brasil bitches are the shit!!!
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her legs always beeeen sexy, but when she turns around it ruins it for me…2 things I hate, thick thighs and no Ass and thick chicks wit no tits……illlllllllllllllllll.
Like when the gut go out further than the titties is ULTIMATE PU~
“Chea ya’ right” (c) Wayne Campbell
Yeeaahhhhh! Bring it, bitches, its MY time!!!
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co-sign Brazil pwns in female beauty. If they ain’t the best, at least they’re in the Top 5 nations, no?
I was about to mention Kelly on SNL. Them hips were lookin nice!
Dallas, I love you for bringing the realness that is “Jessica Simpson”. That white woman can do no wrong. Just look at the thighs on that chick. As Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son would say “Ohhhhhh Glory”.
I’m impressed, I have to admit. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s both educative and interesting, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is something which too few people are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy that I found this in my search for something relating to this.