Jailhouse Rock…

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I thought I’d try something new to keep this shit funky over here.

Jailhouse lifestyle and fashion trends have long since been a staple of cRap music. Shit like the du-rag, the wifey B, the kissing men on the mouf, the male hustler who rubs talcum powder on the old men’s nuttsachs, you know, the whole nine…

The popular jailhouse fashion trend right now is currently flashing the men behind you what your underdrawls look like. I can’t imagine this is for showing off to the ladies. Who wants to see skiddoo streaks anyhoo?

Pictured above are three of the most popular young artists in cRap music right now performing in their underdrawls. Which one of these cRap dudes is going to go platinum in his pissypants? You make the call…

*[ll] and no Boutros Boutros BOUTROS for all voters*

Which one of these ghey ass rap fags rocked their underdrawls the best?

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3 Responses to “Jailhouse Rock…”

  1. Yooj‽ says:

    haha…..Big Sean definitely…he’s frail like that…aint makin it through a night in general population.

  2. Tahero says:

    As teens our parents chastised us for grabbing our Jocks, today’s teens reveal their Asses. Result of an assault on Black male masculinity? Or am I over theorizing?

  3. the_dallas says:

    T,
    That is a spot on analysis. I will have to continue that thought in a drop here. What we are experiencing in rap since 1989 (NWA Straight Out Of Compton) is Black Male HYPER-masculinity.

    This phenomenon is inspired by penitentiary inmates who get the media promotion as the cultural definition of manhood. The truth is that real manhood requires a female element, just as a complete woman must also contain some parts masculinity as well.

    The wrong parts are being mixed and matched. At the end of the day these dudes are making their asses available. The old man on the corner would tell you that these boys are hustlers. Fancy dressing gigolos looking to put baby powder on the nuttsachs of old men. SMH

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